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Postby freedom » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:00 pm

Sunday 21st June 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

Just worked through the night, virtually got ready the "photo album", a vital
promotional tool. 'Brought some glossy card to print it on, which will do
nicely for the business cards, too. This is much cheaper than paying the
print bureau to do it, at least for small quantities I shall need initially.

'Wanted to do some of the filing, but too tired now.


Monday 22ndd June 2009

'Did some of the filing. Only a small amount done, but of that, a full [bag]
load taken home.


Tuesday 23rd June 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

Printed out the "photo album". Each sheet of two takes 5 minutes to print,
and around the same again aligning, tacking, and guillotining. Also printed
(single-sided, 6 cards per sheet,) business cards. Both those onto glossy
specialist paper. All those have the colourised version of the logo.

Also also (sinc) printed the first drafts of the compliment slip, contract,
invoice, and rates sheet for the friends (whichever friends they turn out to
be [whichever friends I can rope into it]) answering the phone.


I was hoping in future to get a microSD card (�30) and a USB card reader
(�22 + P&P) for connecting the new phone directly to the RPC, and,
interestingly, in the Daily Mail today [yesterday] there is an offer offering
both. For �3. It's part of a promotion for the new Transformers movie, giving
wallpapers and ringtones to kids with phones. To transport the files, they're
preloading them onto 1Gb microSD cards. So to do this, they have to give away
the cards and an interface to connect them to a PC! The �3 is for secure
carriage.

'Sent off for that.


Wednesday 24th June 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

Tremendous commotion outside around 0300, like a Saturday night, no apparent
explanation. I switched more lights on in a staggered fashion, and they
melted away. Half an hour later some refroze, though. Another half hour and
they were away again. I tried switching out the lights and staying in (incase
they tried breaking in), and they all vanished: Perhaps it's too creepy round
here in the dark for muggers. Next time, lights off first sign!


Friday 26th June 2009

Re-reading what I wrote last entry about the lights going out -
I wrote:During the course of this, somehow I knocked two Live and Neutral
wire-ends together by knocking the leads.


This couldn't have been my fault: I didn't actually touch or go near the
leads. I collected tools and secured the area, then the short occurred just
after I turned round to look at the work area.

So it must have been some kind of vibration knocking the leads together.

This means the leads were left in a very dangerous configuration indeed, and
the vibration could have been anything; traffic, shouting, nightfall
temperature gradient; anything minor like that.

Also, later on the leads shorted again with Agent X nearest to them - and he
blamed me again, which means the office clown must have blamed me for
the dangerous condition he left the leads in - pretty typical behaviour.


Saturday 27th June 2009 (just gone midnight)

Debugged the simplified-page-structure generating php script. I will later
use an extended version of this script to allow paying clients to alter their
subsites.


Sunday 28th June 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

Took a whole bagful of less-relevant filing home. On the way home, passed a
newsagents open for deliveries at 0430. Realising I would need an early
start, and that no other shop would be open for at least two hours, grabbed a
Pot Noodle there.


Sunday 28th June 2009 (evening)

Inbetween php programming, quickly nipped down to the brothel to brush down
the rear steps. It's done nicely now, now the rain and sun has loosened and
dried-out the remaining debris.


Monday 29th June 2009 (just gone midnight)

Restructured the user script so informative messages can appear in any
section, in any order, instead of messy interrupted execution, as before. The
basic form of it is done; now just needing to extend functionally to
encompass the actual uploads & processing, other upload functions, and an
extra user option for them to change their password.

As it is, it displays their current status, including reminders of when their
next bill is due, as appropriate.

Time for a break; back to the filing afterwards.

Printed out the latest version of the script for reference purposes, also
remembering to reset the default printer settings to reverse order, thus
getting the pages back in the correct order for a change.

I keep meaning to do this, but I kept forgetting, probably because I usually
print batches of single graphical documents where it's irrelevant.
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Postby freedom » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:54 pm

Tuesday 30th June 2009

Today I constructed the lightbox, using only material waiting to be thrown
away by The Others. Okay, I may have skipped over a few minor details there,
but the lampholder was made from recycled scrap wood (nails & screws removed
from, then re-used to join it together). There was also the storage crate
from Homebase (�9), and the electrical components from Wilkinsons (�7).

Electrics were: Cable, 3 lamps, 3 lamp holders, plug, fuse. 'Daisy-chained
the lamps together and out a hole in the case to a 5m lead and the plug.

First try, got it all together, then discovered the material of the holding
socket was too thick to attach the lampholders. So widened the slots, then
nailed on hardboard with correct-sized slots. -That screwed into a heavier
base.

The lampholder performs a demanding role: Place three lamps in midair, evenly
spaced and with sufficient ventilation gaps / heat spacing. Hold them solidly
with plenty of room at the back for electrical connections. Don't tilt over.

All this took several hours, largely because of the limited range of tools I
had access to: I have promised not to use The Others' tools unless strictly
necessary, so it was manual labour and workarounds.�I could've nipped home
and used my larger range of tools, but that would have burned time, so...

And now I have a very large working bright lightbox for �16, whereas a small
premade one would set me back �80.

The top of the Homebase underbed crate is so flat and study and diffused,
that I will not need an additional glass layer on top. (Wilkinsons
crates all have nasty ribbed covers, and they're all too high for my
purposes.)

My evolved choice of 2-3 straight tubes would've cost �25-�35 for the
electrical side, but had a much less demanding role for the lampholder (flat
rectangular board roughly the same size as the base of the crate). The extra
cost and difficulty of sourcing the tube fittings pushed me back to my
original plan.

'Could do with rudimentary cable strain relief and an in-line switch on the
power lead, and maybe a grommet on the cable entry hole, but those can wait.


Why do I want a lightbox? It'll save me giant amounts of time joining up the
little printouts I make A2 posters from. Currently it takes nine to make a
front-sized poster, three printouts to make a strip, and two front-sized
posters and a strip to make a rear-sized poster. There are A2 printers
around, but they cost a bomb.


Late at night, thought of various options for my corporate accounts.
This is helpful, for the month changes tomorrow.


Wednesday 1st July 2009

Tracked down the vanished proprietor of Sign Solutions. This is largely my
fault, because I lost his card with his mobile number on. He lives in Calne
and his new shop is in Corsham. He has two mobile numbers and his website
photo doesn't look like him.

Fed up of waiting for Orange to fix their email setup server, signed up for
mobile Yahoo and Gmail accounts. Those both work now, and I'm comparing them
before I decide which to use officially.

The google one is all flashy and works from a java applet, which means push
email doesn't work too well, AND I have to re-enter my username and password
into the applet every time I need to check my mail, which take's about two
minute on the fiddly keypad no-one that else will ever use or even look at at
critical times. Because it's on an applet, the U600's touchscreen buttons
play up, so that's no good either.

The yahoo one is less flashy, but appear to have much the same
functionality, apart from coloured text, which I neither want nor need.
Gmail does appear to allow more text per screen page, because the font is
smaller, and in-line graphics, which are also unhelpful. The yahoo one also
supports push email (alerts me when new email arrives without having to be
asked), and whether the gmail one does is academic, because I still have to
explicitly enter the applet to view it anyway.

Sending to and from my hotmail account works fine, and both accounts are
active simultaneously, which is at least good for testing, and perhaps later,
as a failsafe alternative.

I have yet to test if I can email attachments.

Sent image from image view option of send as email, to my yahoo account, and
a friend's email. Irritatingly, the options to send things are mixed randomly
between the image viewer and the email/SMS/MMS menu, so I can't add an
attachment to an email for example, but I can add an text to a picture and
send that as an email.

Yahoo inbox says no new email. Duh. 'I'll try again later.

I have yet to test if I can crossload email data to the PC.


I was going to have a bath, before going stiltwalking, which would leave me
drenched in sweat and needing another bath, so now I'll swap those two
activities.

Stiltwalked along Marshfield Road, then up Yewstock. Started 1920, finished
2100. Two long breaks inbetween, estimated at least 0:20 in total. Just over
two miles covered.

Despite refitting both tyresocks, the right one slipped to the side so badly
I had to stop on a bench handily-placed at the end of Portal Close and get my
toolkit out.

Hot, but not badly-so. Gentle sustained climb. When I got to where The King
Alfred should be, at the top of the climb, it had been replaced by an Indian
Restaurant with bar, where I was less well received than a Pub would have had
me. They insisted that I sit outside, infact.


And now, apart from a short detour to give someone a card, I have to find a
friend willing to become a virtual answering machine for me for the two or
three months.


Friday 3rd July 2009

Reconnaissance for the Trowbridge gig. (Is "gig" a synonym for "job", or just
musical performance jobs?)


Saturday 4th July 2009 (afternoon)

Put into practice my new accounting system: I have modified the last two
spreadsheets of personal accounts with corporate labels. Where there is no
label, that item is personal expenditure. Where there is a label, the price
is reflected in an extra column. The sum of that column is reflected in an
extended summary area, where the total corporate expenditure for the month is
shown. Personal spending is also shown, calculated as the difference between
that and the old spending total, now renamed as total spending.
Error-checking routines remain in place, now looking at the whole of the
months expenses, whether personal or commercial. The actual content of the
corporate labels is looked at by a separate program that reads the
spreadsheet files.

That separate program will list subtotals for each label. Thus far, I have a
program that will read a spreadsheet (in Pipedream format) into an array,
knock out the formatting codes, and display in onscreen for debugging
purposes. This is in accounting terms, the cash book, albeit [probably] in an
odd form from an accountants point of view. Later, the program will show the
totals, and forecasting as explained by my library books.

They cover:
  • cash book,
  • sales journal,
  • purchases journal,
  • combined ledger,
  • specific ledgers,
  • trading account,
  • profit & loss account,
  • percentage return on capital,
  • current ratio (assets over liabilities),
  • annual sum (debtors over sales normalised for the year), and
  • profit to sales ratio.
'Not quite certain what all of those mean yet, beyond that they all seem to
be derivatives of one database, whether as reports or calculations.

So once I've worked that out, the computer can get on with all that nonsense,
and just keep me posted with any important stuff.


Saturday 4th July 2009 (evening)

Found the guy who keeps asking me if there's anything he can do to help me,
just after I found two alternative ways to help myself on the things he
offered. Asked if he'd wait while I did something, then lost track of him
again (or possibly the other way around).


Found out why the two air conditioning units don't work. The small one
doesn't work because it isn't an air conditioner, it's a dehumidifier(, and as
far as I can tell, it works very well as a dehumidifier). The large one
doesn't work because the water tank is empty, and the level indicator on the
tank is vertical instead of horizontal.

Fixed the large one by finding where the water inlet is, descaling (rubbing
down & hoovering) the water tank, realigning the indicator (tilting the unit
to one side and giving it a sharp knock), cleaning both sides of the
indicator casing, reassembling, and refilling the tank. It took 8 litres to
quench it's thirst.

All features on the large unit work fine. The large one's on full blast
upstairs now.


Found out a little more about accounting terminology: Journals display
expenditure and/or income by date, ledgers by subject, and specific ones by
more finely-divided subject. Cash book is everything lumped in together, in
date order.


Sunday 5th July 2009 (afternoon)

Hotwired the fridge. Deduced that the connections to the thermostat are
Earth, Live, Trigger, and Common (with Live). The Common goes' off to the
door switch and lamp, and exit's via a fourth, "Neutral", cable connection.

So I disconnected the lamp from Common, and switched the cable connections to
Live and Trigger with Live and Common. That's good: The fridge was on all the
time, but the light didn't come on.

Pleased not to have blown anything up so far, I realised, with just a simple
1-way terminal block, I could make a new Common by splicing the Live lead,
and connect the dangling lamp lead to it.

Did that, now the light comes on when someone opens the door, and the fridge
pump is on all the time the fridge is plugged in.

It would be nice to add a small green neon (or maybe blue?) mains rocker, and
splice that into the circuit after the lamp, but... later.


Sunday 5th July 2009 (just around midnight)

Looked at the fridge. The back plate is covered in ice crystals, the door has
popped open and/or not been closed, and the office clown hasn't turned it off
overnight as advised. He did have trouble with closing the front door,
though. He knocked loudly on the secure office area until I came out; he
wanted to know if he should close the front door on leaving the building;
again.

He has entirely filled a bin on his own. Aside from food waste, there is lots
of newspaper and a large amount of unused electronic supplies, unused
corkboard and other modelling components.

'Switched off the fridge/freezer/freeze-drier.


Earlier on, Orange promised to look into the problem I described in some
detail for them, asking for (1) more detail, and (2) an alternate phone
number. I don't have another phone; that's why I brought one from Orange!

I can see why they've asked, though: I was fast asleep last time they called
my mobile, so they think if they called a phone closer to me - maybe a dream
phone - we could talk. The concept that people are sometimes unavailable
nomatter what phone you call is probably a distant one, particularly to
telecomms providers anyway.

They gave me a number to call them back on... I think I'm out of credit, so
that may not work until Monday, unless it's one of their free ones, which I
have no way of knowing. What with that [[rather pessimistically regarded]
offer of help] and The Landlord informing me his number is now almost
entirely on voicemail duty, the News for my business�s site is now out of
date on two counts before I have uploaded it, and the reprints of stationary
will again need email and landline confirmation before they can go ahead.
I'll upload the update anyway: It references this blog, and there's tons more
updates in general, now badly needed out there in userland.

Orange infact called me six days ago, but my voicemail alert system has
changed, and my phone only just alerted me to this... Although that's not so
bad as the two messages from the BTP, asking me to call them back urgently
ten days ago, asking how many adults involved and if anyone is injured etc
[Eeek!]. Fortunately that's all been taken care of by other means since then
anyway.

There's another message from me testing the other end of my voicemail from a
phone kiosk, which solves the problem of whose' number that is... it's me!

(Rummages' through 'manual.) Ah - that explains what the little
icon-that's-just-vanished was: Not bluetooth, but voicemail message waiting.
there are others for waiting SMS/MMS and unread email. Many of these icons
are rather ambiguous. It doesn't help that in the manual they're listed in
grey.

And what is the EDGE network?

Following suspicion, found that -not mentioned in the manual- you can
activate the zoom when viewing photos using the ringer-volume keys.


'Got my separate program that reads the spreadsheet files to read in an
existing file (as opposed to an internal file in DATA statements), and
process it into output as the full intermediate form. That is, only corporate
spending, subtotal bits broken up into individual lines, dates added to all
entries, any comments preserved.

So far, the output of this has revealed a minor error in the source data, now
corrected, so that's an added bonus.


Found that although the STR$ bug (only really relevant with some fiscal
manipulations) is fixed by Brandy (a different version of BBC BASIC), Brandy
will not play nicely with DrWimp. So I suppose I shall have to invoke another
instance of Brandy-BASIC from within the DrWimp application. The output file
from the first-processing program will not invoke the STR$ bug problem, so I
could equally have the preprocessor as a single-tasking program.
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Postby freedom » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:01 am

Wednesday 8th July 2009

Returned into office with substitute thermostat, only to find some idiot had
cut the plug off the fridge.

Explanation offered for this is that because I don't technically have formal
electrical qualifications, everything I do with electrical equipment must be
wrong, which is both insulting and stupid. TBF, The Others have no knowledge
of my extensive decades of sophisticated electronics experience, but you don't
say to someone, "you don't have any qualifications in tying your shoelaces,
therefore your shoelaces are untied." The Others consulted one of their
number who works as an electrician, and said he was "horrified".

I had to go down to bath today, so, just to be pedantic about this, I visited
along the way two electronics engineers and one electrical engineer, and they
all supported my actions. None of what I did was considered to be unsafe.
Fridges are designed to be abused in this sort of way. The thermostat on a
fridge is not considered to be a safety device. The appliance was fused and
plugged into an RCD socket. The only possible safety issue was that the
compressor might get rather hot, which could be a thermal problem, but
certainly not an electrical one.

Early tests showed that the compressor was running surprisingly cool, which
was one of the reasons for the soak test in the first place. There were no
thermal issues in the area around the radiator/pump.

The Landlord said that it was none of my business to repair the fridge,
breaking another verbal contract, because he asked me to do precisely
that sort of thing. I notice there have been no complaints about my repairing
the microwave or the air conditioning, and the only thing that alerted them
to the fridge was that it was rather cold. That's what fridges are supposed
to do, actually. Now, -okay- my soak test may have inadvertently turned it
into a freezer as a slight side-effect, but that's hardly a fire risk, but it
was a test, and not intended to be left like that all the time.

I also notice that The Landlord continues to be negligent not only to the
safety of the building, but to the direct health of the people in it, by
allowing a homicidal maniac continued access to run around the place breaking
things, creating danger to equipment, maliciously lying, creating hazards
of various kinds, attempted murder with knives, hammers, chisels and ring
mains. I hardly think soak testing a fridge is on the same level.


Meanwhile, down in bath, apologising to various people about my blazing row
with the Landlord earlier on, during which he tried to palm off the blame on
me, and which I refused to accept, and at which The Others' electrician was
conveniently absent, I had to keep explaining it wasn't them I was fuming at.

Was unable to find a reasonably priced supplier of flexible plastic, but did
find out what printers' scrim is: Unreasonably priced textured flexible
plastic. �15 for an A1 sheet. The PVC may yet be more expensive factoring-in
composite aftertreatment(s).

Found some orange acetate sheet from Minerva Art Supplies, used three layers
of this to turn my spare white flashable indicator light into a hazard
warning light. -'Will swap over this with the old red beacon. 'Would also
like to get another white light to "orange" my starboard side, and maybe my
hat.

Strangely, also had to visit an Orange [phone] Shop, to chase
continuously-broken promises about the mythical orange email account. The one
I pay for I can't get; the ones I use are free services. Grumble. Passed to
technical support.

Can't they add my account "-for want of a better term- from their side of the
screen?" "Yes, of course we have access, but only in technical support, which
is not customer-facing."

So off we all traipse on the bureaucratic merry-go-round again...

Apparently, though, technical support will get back to customer services
within 24Hrs, so that's something.

I tried half of this in the ever-helpful Orange Shop, and half in my friend's
cafe', online; the shop said they're retail premises, not support, so they
can only do what I would and phone up customer support, which they did until
their own phone system blocked them. Customer support meanwhile, asked me to
do the same things that didn't work before.

Orange want to be helpful, but by their own nature it's all getting a
rather spaced-out. They still really excel sorting out simple problems,
though.


Earlier on, complained to the office clown that he was violently insane.
He disputed this, with something along the lines of "but you [me] cleaned
your teeth today, so you can't call me insane" - or something like that -,
then got very angry and became violent: Nul pon.

Lent, by a torturous route of regret I won't go into now, a stranger �15,
which he of course made off with, thereby re-affirming my lack of faith in
human nature. Got so bored waiting for him, started talking to the BTP, whom
were also bored.

He was very elderly, said he'd been in the navy, showed me his BNLI tie, said
he needed to replace his alternator, visit his daughter in Bradford-on-Avon,
and continually apologised for being Scottish. C'dear me, you can't trust
anyone these days, can you?

Somewhere along this, was surprised by a very large albatross with a
very silly beak. I was split between alarm and laughter. The albatross
got fed up with my reaction to it's nose, and flew off before I could get a
picture. It was nuts - that feathery fiend was the size of a large dog.
Where's all the cute wildlife gone? Why do I just meet mutant freaks? Why
pumas and giant rats and emus-in-waiting? Where are the kittens hiding?


Meanwhile meanwhile, I've got too much personal stuff (filed scribblings) in
my office, and I've stacked them up, refiling them and moving them out. I've
found at home and brought in, the large metal�brackets I rescued from the
brothel some time ago (to stop them being vandalised/stolen [ahem]). Once I
find/buy some deep shelving sheet and notify The Landlord, I can put a shelf
above my monitor, shift my little (the Brother) printer up there, do an
under-desk shuffle with the stuff, er, under the desk, and have spare
resulting desk space for at least a minute or two.


Friday 10th July 2009

Rearranged under-desk space. Infact, the space all along the Northwest wall.
The printer rested on the most-frequently accessed storage, the next most
frequently-accessed was right at the back, in a sturdy crate; the least
accessed of all right at the front, etc. Shuffled all those around. Now the
study crate prop's up the printer (until I get a deep shelf up), and half of
the least-accessed material is filed away at home in my deep archive.

I've shuttled quite a lot of not-needed-at-the-moment material back home now,
and, looking at the piles still stacked up, quite a lot is still to be done.
'Found myself discussing this with one of my clients late this afternoon,
after photographing his latest poster, and explaining why (because he's one
of my clients [and he's asked me for advertising assistance]).

Things still to do:
  • Prefile and shuttle o/st material home
  • Review & roughly list material & equipment in office so can check nothing
    here not pulling it's own weight.
  • Register for banking text alerts (done)
  • Grant application
    • Draw up employment contract between myself and myself
    • Register for NI & tax at HMRC
    • Put token tax-grabbing amount in business bank account to stop the HMRC getting me overdrawn
    • Send off application "voucher" by registered post
    • If application accepted, Sign Off (if not, apply for the other grant). (Signing Off now not immediately necessary)
  • Ensure stock levels at optimum
  • Fit new tyresocks
  • Finish writing the CMS [low priority], and try not to deep-file the notes
    on it in the meantime
  • Print out & file copies of 'accounts and the concluded reports generated
    by the new accounting program [that I wrote].
  • Sort [already filed] receipts and invoices into personal and business
    bags, and label according to type and month.
  • Draw up [& print out] lists of clients/bookings, work in progress,
    credits, debits, report summaries, R&D lists, and anything else relevant, so
    can't get behind on anything.
  • Get the phone number swapped, then reprint the promotional literature and
    other official stationary to include it and the new email, new official
    postal address, business name, etc.
  • [Put up the ]Deep shelf.
  • Rewire the damaged sockets (with my new supplies, once somebody turns off
    the [mains] supply).
  • Prod one of my clients about details for my booking with them at the end
    of the month, and check it at no point involves a tent. (done, and no, it doesn't)
  • Get pricing & source of the PVC sheeting, and do the velcro thing with the
    board covers.
This list is not in any fixed order; new clients are needed to pay for the
tax [/insurance/ tax-insurance/ insurance-tax/ tax-tax/ insurance-insurance/
tax-insurance-tax/ etc], which then has to be back-declared to cover them,
etc.


Saturday 11th July 2009

Appointment with client today, who had disappeared - as if I can talk these
days. Rebooked for Monday morning.

Gone through my new office refiling supplies (of the non-specialist type)
brought in bath twice as fast as expected; brought some more (of the
non-specialist type) today.

Quickly dashed off some samples of work, not enough time to be up to my usual
standard, so 'just as well I have more time now; I'll rework those.


Sunday 12th July 2009

Continued shuttling of material home, and increased asking-around for someone
to answer the phone. Found one old acquaintance work's long hours away from
home, so no help there, and the old problem of trying to deliberately bump
into people I usually meet accidentally resurfaces, because "deliberate"
isn't what "accident" means.


Monday 13th July 2009

Accidentally bumped into the person I was trying to meet. Got his name &
number this time. Arranged a meeting, then failed to turn up because ran into
another acquaintance of the same variety, and the conversation was lengthy.
(And oddly, covering similar issues.)

Met the client I was rebooked to see, but they don't want to commission
anything urgently - that seems to have been a misunderstanding. However,
'made myself professionally visible, which has to help, being in advertising,
as I find myself now.

Prodded another client, whom it seems are out at the moment.

Updated the official stationary to include the new direct email, instead of
The Landlord's. Soon I will have the new number too (if I elect to proceed
(cost overheads issued have been raised by another acquaintance)), and I can
go on the "promotional offensive". (Although not as offensive as cold-calling
domestic premises etc.)

Lots more filing & shuttling. Sometime this week I expect to have sulphrus
space for ohh, maybe a day or two.


Tuesday 14th July 2009

Phoned the fire service for statistics on fridge fires. They said there have
only been two in the last 35 years, and those involved fridge-freezers. I've
been asked to call back tomorrow for more detailed info.

Did the mountain of washing up, hoovered the bits of food and wood waste off
the kitchenarea floor, emptied the bins, refilled various sanitary
dispensers.


Wednesday 15th July 2009

Cleaned the (shared (between the PC and the RPC, via the KVM)) keyboard. It
looks like a new keyboard now. Enough of the desk visible to shift stuff
around and clean that too - 'never know when I'll get the opportunity again.

Cleaned the cases, monitor screen, and mouse, too. Mouse runs better - I
sprayed it's ball with detergent. That seem's to have done the trick. I'd
still like a laser camera mousey thing, though (eventually). Then again,
since I want eventually to move to a 3D "solid-state gyroscope" mouse, that
might be better: We'll have to see. The laser type may have greater fine
precision, but at this stage I just don't know. Maybe I can put in a KVM-type
mouse switch, so I can select which one I want (to talk to the [existing]
KVM).

All ready to do some work, so of course the neighbours have started up their
monster sound system - at lunchtime on a Wednesday.

Noticed earlier that, while there are plenty of sterile gauze pads in the
office first aid kits, there is nothing to hold them on with, so brought two
dispensers of surgical tape and a small bottle of TCP.

'Had to retreat into the stables, where it is quietist, as the neighbours
turned on their sound system just when I needed to make an urgent call. Ten
minutes' work later, and �222 made! (Or rather booked, but still, and �72 of
that travel expenses.) Maybe I can get that down if my friend will give me a
lift (in return for payment, naturally).

Various security bits with my business bank account. Viewed the balance,
which should have been zero (and was), but it gave me two readings: Debit
balance, and credit balance. What's all that about?


Friday 17th July 2009 (earlish morning)

Came into the office earlish morning today, and found toiletroom tap not
working, but all other taps fine. Traced fault to an inline screw-adjustment
tap intended to allow the supply to one tap to be turned off to allow changing
the tap without cutting off the supply to the whole building. Turned that
back on. Tested tap. Tap turns off okay, turned tap off. Hmmmm.

Someone has ruined the fresh washing-up sponge I put out three days ago by
smearing food into it, with an additional thick coating on top, and leaving
it to fester. Because of the effects of the heat, I had to bin it.

Investigated gaps in the outer boarding and found that the gap rain can
sometimes get into is no so bad afterall. What seems to happen is that rain
at an angle is deflected upwards off the lowest board (which I thought was
the problem), into a gap above, rather than below it.�Since there is a joist
very close to this gap on the inside, and the gap is not that long, it should
be feasible to plug it in a manner invisible from the outside, by wedging a
short length of pipe insulation between it and the joist. I happen to have
some spare (at home). Water run-off could be deflected from the "indoors"
gaps (further in, under the loose floorboards) with drop-in ramps 'n' props
constructed from scrap wood (which litters the place) and sealed/supplemented
with duct tape (of which I have a plentiful supply). This should turn run-in
to drain-out, and be easy to remove if further problems develop. Admittedly,
this would drain into the gaps between the masonry and the inner wood
panelling, but that already occurs from vertical roof leaks, and run-off into
the cavity is better than run-through the ceiling, at least until somebody
repairs the roof. Absorbent material packed around the wall cavity area
should mitigate heavy run-off to some extent.


Had to Sign On again; still those last few niggling holdups. The "Job Centre"
told me I can continue claiming Job-Seeker's Allowance if I work under 16
hours a week, no matter what my earnings are. Naturally, excess earnings will
be docked, so there is no point claiming with regular income, but there is a
safety net. All very helpful, covering the worst case scenario: Hope for the
best, and plan for the worst - that's my philosophy / management style.

The BMRG's pencil sharpener is blunt; brought them a new one, because
Wilkinsons sell them so cheap. Because I have a confirmed booking, brought
another set of cycle lights, to use the red as steady and the white as
orange. I may even get some glasspaint, so I can tidy-off the edges.

Orange technical support has replied to my grumble with a standard how-to on
signing up for an email, which I shall go through all over again whilst
hoping they've actually fixed something instead of sending me a fob-off. They
have, at least, given me a docket number, so I can pick up the grumble where
I last left off, instead of starting all over again each time.

The reply is so long I can't view it on my phone, suggesting there is a 160
character limit to emails, just as to SMS messages. I will download it from
the free intercafe instead.
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Postby freedom » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:37 pm

Friday 17th July 2009 (evening)

At home, my mother needed me to make arrangements for some kind of medical
leg problem, then I came back with some pipe insulation into the office. One
300mm length 3/4 section wedged into position covered the centre of the gap
only, the gap being under 700mm long, measured from outside. There is very
limited access to push it in, so that'll have to do for now. It isn't visible
from outside.

Changed the absorbant material from last time. It was damp, but not drenched,
and drying out nicely. It was also yellow, not from age, but from wood juice
(which in turn could be from a number of things, most of them not bearing
contemplation). Put a large sheet of cardboard over the hole in the
planking/floorboards, which, by the damp patch, happens to line up exactly
with an unrelated vertical drip!

Meanwhile, the Pot Noodle containers I put out to catch heavier drips have
only caught dust and falling cement dust, the above-floorboard-level
absorbant material around them remaining dry, so that area (around the last
vertical beam in the corner) may be a red herring.

Went out knocking on doors of friends and accquantants, which I do so rarely
most of them had moved when I tried. And the others were out. Tried my backup
plan down the Pub. Failed to find immedjate help, but was invited to a party
tomorrow, so that's something. An old friend offered the use of his mobile
number, but that wouldn't look good on the advertising. Landlines are much
easier to remember. SSo I had to turn him down. A new friend that I apparently
got luckier with than I remember last New Years' Eve (says she) promised to
ask around in turn.

Bumped into someone on the way back to the office, who couldn't help
directly, but took my contact details to ask around on my behalf. It's all
going on now.

The temperature has dropped surprisingly low tonight.


Saturday 18th July 2009 (late evening)

The shuttling/filing continues.


Revisited, from request, the Pub I popped into last night. It's the [Pub]
Landlord's 50th birthday.

Met lots of old schoolfriends, stayed sober; 'got office work to do later.

There was a very loud band there, and apparently, so I am told by my deafer
friends, a good one. It was for me like trying to appreciate a stained glass
window with an arc light behind it: "Too loud to hear."


Sunday 19th July 2009 (just gone midnight, still in the Pub)

Someone who works at the Pub is also a partner in a technology company, and
wants me to do some advertising down in bath. I've agreed to talk to him when
we're not standing infront of a band; tomorrow. (So that'll be back at the
[same] Pub again; three days in a row.)

You know when you're talking to a female person, and, no matter how moral
your stance or how far you are on the side of right, you always end up "in
the wrong" somehow? Well, I mentioned the Lady I'm involved with during a
conversation about distorted memory in dream & nightmares, and she (one of my
stalkers) managed to imply that I was stalking my Lady friend whilst being in
the process of stalking me at the time.

Let that be a lesson to you: Never discuss people you are involved
with to people who think they're somehow involved with you. And my two
remaining stalkers have actually admitted that they're stalking me. Go figure.

Even mentioning at one point that she (thought) she knew exactly what I had
been doing because she'd been spying on me (she works at the council) - er,
you are stalking me.

My stalkers hadn't followed me there - it was a coincidence. At least, I
think it was.

'Made up for it earlier however, by telling one of them of the surreal
reoccurring dream I had about her, although admittedly not the one who ended up
hassling me about nonexistent situations. (Which is another odd thing - I
have dreams about my stalker and nightmares about my lady friend, albeit
surreal dreams and worrying-about-her-type nightmares.)

I said to her "this is like asking me to give up smoking - I can't, because I
don't smoke." Her reply was "but that's not a person," which is like saying
to "if I have three oranges and two apples, how many pieces of fruit do I
have?", that there are "three, because apples aren't citrus, so they don't
count."

She kept repeating over and over, insisting that I stop hassling my friend,
who wasn't there at the time, carrying-on repeating even when the
conversation had finished, ignoring the attempts of my "main" stalker to
diffuse the situation. Eventually, I left (and succeeded, thanks to a
strangely-waiting taxi,) instead. That worked: Start the car...

The old schoolfriend who invited me down (and whom also it seems, invited one
of my stalkers (although he didn't know at the time she is/was(?) stalking
me)) insisted on me sharing his taxi back, even though he lives in the
opposite direction.


It's quite a quiet night outside the office. Someone's just started talking
right outside my window, now. -Although even they are talking in a quiet
voice. How strange. Perhaps I might even lapse into getting on with some work
soon.

The voice sound's just like my second stalker. I'll nip upstairs to check out
the window... Nah; just people I don't know sounding like people I do.


I'm gonna haveta printmore contact cards. -The ones with the old landline
number and without my name nor address. I'm running out - which is probably a
good thing, because I'm using them and they're in popular demand.

I don't know why she's stalking me if she'd fed up with me... Enough of that
now. Down with this sort of thing. Are these my feet? [Father Ted references.]


Sunday 19th July 2009 (mid-morning, still in the office)

Sorted my receipts from the last six months into month bags, in readiness for
subsorting into personal, commercial, and mixed [on the same receipts]
expenditure. Subsorting will use computerised records as a master, so 'will
have to go through [searching & updating] those for past spending first.

All business spending has to be either [various subtypes of] income or
spending, but not all costs are taxable ones, so I will have to have some
sort of second notes/database/spreadsheet/whatever operating on the summary
autoproduced from my main accounting records. maybe I can get away with fixed
0-100% coefficients per subtype, with maybe exceptions notes tacked on.

'Just received an [Yahoo] email from Orange (yes, on a Sunday morning - they
work almost as silly hours as I do) apologising for my [Orange] email
registration problems, notifying me they have logged my query with their
technical team, and promising a technical reply within 21 days [by Sunday 9th
August].

Having exhausted my most easily-reached friends and acquaintances, I now find
myself calling on former b'ware customers, aiming for bored housewives (as if
there's any other kind) and retired couples. Ideally the unemployed, but
those are harder to specifically find. Chatting to one, two things become apparent:
  1. Whilst the unemployed may have time on their hands, most retired people
    are busy. Very busy. Certainly too busy to sit around waiting for the phone
    to ring, and although there will be exceptions to the rule, it's probably not
    worth targeting them.
  2. My lengthy explanation of what it is I do, what my friend formerly did for
    me, leading in to what I want them to do, is too lengthy. I should simply
    chop all that and start with what I want them to do (answer the phone),
    prefaced with an offer of a job / querying if they're looking for work.

    �20 a month is equivalent to the maximum non-declarable level, ie �5 a week,
    so that should be good for supplementary income.


Sunday 19th July 2009 (late evening)

At home, after going for ten minutes shut-eye and waking up five hours later,
I was five hours late for my quoting-appointment down the Pub. In the event,
the inquirer had already consulted with his business partner and had his idea
about using me turned down, so it didn't matter that I was late.

Searching for who the current Education Secretary is, I find Ed Balls has the
job. Seeking to refer to him formally, largely to avoid jokes about his name,
I find his formal official title is "The Right Honourable Balls."
I'm not calling him that. I think the only way round this is to just refer
to him as "The Education Secretary."


Monday 20th July 2009 (very early morning)

Meanwhile earlier, in (just outside it, round the back, actually) the Pub on
Saturday night / Sunday morning, the topic turned to sex, or rather lack
thereof. The previous topic was how fame can be bad for you.

Although I am well-known in the area where I live, I used to be much more
well-known. This and the amount of socialising I do means I am very bad at
starting conversations. To elaborate, when you are very well-known, people
come up to you without prompting, and start talking to you, usually so much
so that you acquire your own personal pedestrian traffic jam. You do well
with the talking and the stopping talking, but your ability to start
conversations either atrophies, or does not develop in the first place. This
means being less famous for a while is good for you, prompting you to
practice.

As I have covered before in/on/through this blog, after my fame went through
a dip, I became known more widely than the local area for a variety of
different things, and so my fame has mutated instead of dying away.

One of the effects of fame is that other people think you are more wealthy
(no), powerful (yes), live in a bigger house (maybe), and spend more time in
the sack (no) than they are/do. Wondering how widespread this is, we did a
quick straw poll among ourselves. I found myself (although how I wandered off
before without myself noticing, I find hard to account,) talking to a
surprisingly-attractive lady, who told me she only gets action once a month,
if she's lucky. Surprising. Looking at her, you tend to think more often. Our
mixed-gender social "knot" didn't come to the obvious conclusion of how to
solve this among ourselves, probably because we're all trying to be faithful
to "missing" relationships, or perhaps that's my outtake.

Then I decided to talk to my stalker about an odd dream I had about her. It's
a surreal dream, rather than a sexual one, I said, not that I expected guys
wouldn't have sexual dreams about her, not that I would... although if I did
it would be subconscious and I wouldn't remember it, which means I might
have... Thus digging myself into a hypothetical hole before I had actually
told her what the dream was about.


Monday 20th July 2009 (late evening)

Something came on Points West (BBC Local News programme) about a festival
being cancelled. I asked my "deaf" mother what that was. "Something beginning
with 'T'." Noooo! I'm due to be paid a lot of money by something beginning
with "T" at the end of this week! 'Need more data. I have to call them
tomorrow about security passes and client locations, anyway.

'Haven't done the velcro or the tyresocks to get them out of the way yet.
'Have, done a lot of filing, so much so that the end is in sight, and, even
if I can't see a lot of free desk acreage, I can certainly see further down
my walls than I have for a while.

I tell you what would be helpful on my (RISC OS) desktop: A floating
clock-in-a-window, a calculator on demand, and a spellchecker for textfiles
on demand. What "on demand" might precisely mean is unclear pending ergonomic
analysis.

Currently to read the time I have either to start Alarm (clock display), and
view the iconbar (with a mouse gesture or hotkey), or open a taskwindow (with
a hotkey) and type "time". To get a calculator I either open a taskwindow and
enter BASIC for algebraic use, create a new Pipedream (spreadsheet) document
(single click on iconbar if Pipedream loaded), or click on the calculator
icon (if loaded). To check some spelling, I drop a dragged text selection
from the current application into Impression (DTP; single mouse gesture), but
then I have to save it out of Impression back again! (Hotkey for savebox,
drag back to application, some fiddling around if have to swap with previous
version and not a simple file overwrite.) -So much effort! It needs to be
simpler. Yes, I know the current methods are all much simpler, efficient,
faster, reliable, etc etc than all other platforms in existence, but that
doesn't mean they can't, or shouldn't, be made better.

Imean, I have to divert attention away from the task in hand to get the
supplementary task done. What I'm looking for is a way to do it "on the side".
The clock time text should be draggable (desktop enhancement already makes
this possible with existing applications, but it would be nice for this to be
explicit), and the calculator should be switchable between command line and
simple calculator-display use, possible with a simple spreadsheet as an
option.

Impression's spelling checker has shortcomings, but then so does MsWord's,
and the dictionaries on both are a bit naff compared to Impression's
dictionary display thingy, and don't have thesauri or internet lookup.
Apple have a combined lookup app, but it's done in a bit of a messy, "let's
just lump everything together without checking for repetition and presenting
the user with a concise summarised report" way.


Tuesday 21st July 2009 (just gone midnight)

On my way home, met a very friendly cat I had given up on [finding], as (s)he
was out on the tiles.


Wednesday 22nd July 2009 (late afternoon)

Did the tyresocks, had to retape (or rather overtape) my springs again, some
difficulty stopping sockdrift. The sockdrift is happening now I try shorter,
easier to swap around, tyresocks. Maybe I shall either go back to the longer
non-easily-swappable format (it's the way I fold 'em), or [and/or] try a
wider base tyre. No grip: I think that's the problem. Grip between the tyres
and the vehicle, not between the tyres and the ground, Imean.

Did some of the velcro stuff from the new board covers; only some is
essential for the time being.

Started calling around secretarial services for an answering service, and
struck gold with the first call. They specialise in it, apparently. They'll
call me back... that said, I don't know their prices yet.

Tracking down the way I did Chez Nous' posters last time, to alter them for
this', I'm still not sure how I managed to do it, but I did locate two halves
on the RPC and one all-in-one image on the PC. I based the derivatives on the
PC all-in-one, and went from there. I produced the new images from the
original Drawfiles on the RPC, turned them into GIFs, and transferred them
over to the PC.

After assembling and altering on the PC, tried to swing them back over to the
RPC for the slicing routines to do their work, only to discover the PC's
floppy drive is buggered and won't transfer files over about 100kb.

Twenty minutes of emulated-RPC-on-the-PC slicing-time later, print ready
files are, er, ready.

Because of the PC coming down with BDS (buggered drive syndrome) getting a
PC-&-RO-readable memory stick (ie a clone of an Windoze 98 formatted FAT16
format stick [probably]) is now a much higher priority. Fortunately, I can get
one from CJE, and extra-fast now, now I have a debit card. I think I'll wait
to get paid first, though.


Print test okay (mainly for colours, but random dpi change detection to),
printer now chugging away surprisingly-fast on main batch.

Guillotining & alignment took just one hour, thanks to my new lightbox.
(Okay, not the guillotining bit, but still - much faster.)

Lamination & fitting a little longer, because you can't readjust it halfway
through.

Found, a little late for my liking, that the WHS plastic film doesn't bond to
the inkjet printout as "blackly" as the Wilkinson type did. You only see the
contrast on the large rear board, though. The WHS film give's a "greyer"
look. Additionally, the new front cover as wrinkled during soft lamination.

You don't get either of these unfortunate effects with hard lamination. (It's
also twelve times more expensive.)

The grey effect does look more like a blackboard, though, which is lucky,
because that's the look of this particular poster set.

I was also pleased to be able to avoid making a cut during the redesign
stage: the front board is slightly shorter-in-proportion (in other words, out
of proportion) than the front. I thought I would have to drop the "extra"
line the client requested to be added to the rear board: "Hot Roast Pork
Rolls". [Rolls where?] However, I was able to retain it, by shuffling the
other text around abit, thanks to the generous amount of white space [which
here is black. It ought to be called background space, or something(?)].


Thursday 23rd July 2009 (afternoon)

Brought another cycle light set at Wilkinsons, and also some of their plastic
film, for later experiments.

Went down to the Trowbridge Village Pump Festival for my pre-work checks.
Train to Trowbridge-, stopping off to buy extra velcro-; "Big Yellow Shuttle
Bus" to 'festival. Bus didn't turn up, but the festival office says it should
do, and it's big and yellow. Three more festival-goer's turned up, still no
bus, so eventually we shared a taxi out (�2 each). On the way, naturally, we
passed the "bus", which was a white coach with green stickers on the front.
Plenty of room of luggage, lots of empty seats. The bus leaves from the front
of Trowbridge station (platform 2 side), but also drop's off (and pick's up)
round the other side first.

In at gate 3, all the others showed their passes, I tried to explain I don't
have one, and our taxi was waved through. Er.

I have been told to chat to those manning the gate, which turned out to be a
deeper post a bit further in. The guest list came out, my client was on it
but I wasn't, probably because it was printed a while ago. Some ringing
around later, Charlotte (not my stalker, one of the on-site organisers,
supervising the steward-marshals,) confirmed who I was, and out came the
security passes.

I got a red band (standard ticket), and a pink band (staff pass). The red
band usually costs �150, but when they found out who I was, they gave me one
for free: Strange but true.

The bands can't be removed before Monday, but they are flexible and should /
might / will probably permit the slipping-over of safety-wear.

'Directed deeper down the track, to stop at the marquees and ask directions.
Just before I got there, my client found me.

He accepted the contract I had drawn up (to his instructions), but strangely
refused to sign it. He still took a copy, though. Some kind of phobia about
signing legal paperwork. Lots of people still happily sign the OSA without
reading it. If they read it first, they wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.
(I have since been assured this is not a point of concern, but sans
forthcoming evidence, so...)

Took location data, then 'client took me on a tour of the site, or at least
the central, crowd-pulling, trading areas. He suggested I get a programme at
the site office, and I did so do.

Then I went off on my own, touring the perimeter. The festival site cover's a
vast area. It look's big, but it's bigger than that.

It took quite some time to go round, and only a few areas of rough and
too-steep ground to try to remember to avoid over the next few days.

I am able to fit into most of the marquees, so that'll be interesting, too.

The main river bridge is a very sturdy permanent structure with high
railings, and similarly so for the other bridges.

Occasionally ran into people who knew me, or of me; I'm not famous anymore
y'know...

Time rolled on, said byeee to Chez Nous, gave them the address of the test
website I made for them, and departed, just in time for the bus.

Didn't have to wait too long for the train, and the onward connection to 'Nam
was very handy too. Straight in the office...

- * -

Later on, back at the office, made an orange filter for yet another set of
cycle lights, and fixed it ontop of my helmet. 'Doesn't view too well from
the sides, but we'll see how it goes in practice.

Tried some Wilkinsons film on a printout, and it is blacker? Is it heck: It
must be something to do with the ink, the printer, or the length of time the
older lamination job's been sitting around.

And on with the new text strips...


Thursday 23rd July 2009 (just before midnight)

Finally got the new message strips done, after a long tedious 2-hour wait for
the ink to cure. (And almost as importantly, for the watery part of the ink
to gently evaporate, [with any luck] taking the wrinkles with it.)

Some planning left to do, a bit tired now, and still the patch to
iron-'n'-sew onto my trousers this evening/morning.

My staff pass just fell off! That's not supposed to happen! It reclicked back
okay though - couldn't've been properly clicked in the first place.

I'll scan my site plan tomorrow morning; I'll photoretouch it over the
satellite image when I have time.

Picked up a Gazette in town to compliment the free Daily Mail someone left on
the train, and left them for my mother, at home.
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Postby freedom » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:17 pm

Friday 24th July 2009 (late evening)

First proper work day, and I only got five hours sleep, so not the brightest
fox in the box this morning.

Lengthy preparation, including fiddling around to get all the lights on my
belt: It's too lengthy a procedure to repeat every morning, so I'll keep my
belt like it for the weekend.

Off, eventually, to the festival, missing both immedjate onward connections,
including the first one just outside my office.

Wary of bad Orange reception in the area, prebooked a taxi.

Notified client by SMS, got into the festival after yet another bus miss 'n'
taxishare, leaving a trail of sniggering [in bemusement] marshals in my wake,
carrying all the equipment & spares in, in one go.

Got up on the stilts, causing a bit of a stir... Managed to "pop up" from a
kneeling position on one of Chez Nous' circular benches, discovering along
the way that the table on top rotates.

Bocked around into the "opening area", the bit with the food shops in between
the internal gate from the campsites and the musical area across the bridge,
for a bit, then onwards across the river into the main crowd-milling area.

Intruded into the big marquee; "The 6X Main Stage", which was bopping along
to Che Sudaka, a Spanish-Mexican rock band.

Back into the opening area, and a well-needed break.

Off the stilts, timed how long it takes to get back to Gate 3 from CN
(5 minutes instead of a quarter of an hour), and where Orange mobile
reception is good. It's possible at Gate 3, the inner part, and very good
only halfway up the hill, labelled "B2 Camping". CN Had earlier apparently
resorted to driving off site to get a signal.

Back to CN for my evening shift.

There's so much to remember to do; I'll print out this blog page and take it
with me.

Shooed away half a dozen marshals so I could get across the bridge down the
centre. They grumbled, but they moved, marshalling each other along the way.
I feel I didn't explained this well enough: It's too dangerous for me to go
along the edges, because the railings are too low for me; one slip and I
could end up in the drink. Fortunately, the narrower supporting bridges have
railing high enough for me to hang onto them without stooping, as I clump
over. 'Impossible to tip-toe over metal-bottomed bridges, whereas the
concrete and mud surfaces of the rest of the place muffle my movements.

Second session, into the big marquee where there was a singing musician
(either Keith Donnelly or Adrian Edmondson and the Bad Shepherds) playing
musical bumps with a selection of people independently in animal costume. The
penguin won, with the leprechaun a close second.

Then he started up a song "rocket boot man". 'Can't think why.

Eight foot high, plastered in advertising and festooned in flashing lights,
edging into an arena lightly packed with est. 12,500 people. And then
surrounded by people in animal costume, congratulating me. I used to
be shy, youknow. I will have to get someone to let me rest on their shoulder
again tomorrow in here, but for a longer time, at least one song's worth.

Sat on the Bar in the marquee adjacent to the Main Stage.

Saw two short clowns on tall plastering stilts, with the overall effect
slightly above my height, and a head over. The higher-up one had comedy feet
on his stilts, whether they gave him even more stability or were entirely for
show, never became clear, because they refused to talk to me: 'Not very
sociable, for clowns.

'Not allowed in the actual teeny backstage area, but we traders have one of
our own which is just as big; stored equipment there during my break. 'Was
able to see over [enough to lean on] the teeny 6.5' fence into the Main
Stage's backstage area, where very little was going on: Dressing room
[cabin], dining room [tent], some stage crew hanging around, empty space.

The sun had dried out the mud enough for me to go uphill abit, until I
realised I was also moving away from the crowds, so I doubled back. Anyways,
up steep slopes on tarmac is one thing, bumpy grass is quite another, with
particular worry for going down again. Still it seemed to go quite well. I'll
look for dry gentle slopes tomorrow.

Got a business enquiry from a Swindon group of companies, centring on a another caterer, Doctor Sweetsmoke. 'May have
accidentally quoted them on the old, low work price. Ooops. But they want me
to work Saturdays, and I usually charge extra for then anyway, so I think I
can rescue it.

Only able to do 4 hours in total, so I'll have to do an extra hour tomorrow:
'Started later than intended, can't miss the return train, etc.

'Will haveta remember to take lots of photos & videos of the event, on my
mobile, over the weekend.

Chez Nous let me store my boards, cleaning equipment, and a lot of my safety
equipment in one of their locked trucks. Not sure where they're sleeping
overnight. ['Found out later it is on-site, by their restaurant,
afterall.]

The second batch of the new-version tyresocks stayed on, and the grass / mud
/ metal road had hardly given any wear, so no service required tonight!

Waited at Gate 3 for my taxi, which was flagged down by the marshals and
directed to the internal pickup point (a sort of turning circle cum layby in
the roadway).

Timed how long the taxi takes to get from the festival to the station:
Two minutes. I will adjust my schedule accordingly.


Saturday 25th July 2009 (morning)

Slept overnight in the office, unintentionally. Six hours' sleep, though.
(About to leave for home, didn't quite make it, woke up six hours later on
the carpet, then it was time to straight back to Trowbridge again -
aarrrrgh!)

I'll have to buy insoles: I've been wearing these boots too long now.

A minilunch breakfast to start the day well, bits of this blog, check rail
data, insoles, day planning, and out... That's the plan.

I may have to have a short nap before going off to work today - just to see
me through.


Saturday 25th July 2009 (late evening)

Amazingly, wide awake by the end of the day (and the middle, too).

Managed to get up to speed, putting in a full 5 hours and the extra 6th I
didn't get done Friday.

Photographer of yesterday came up to me to get my name & website for "the
local paper." (There are several local papers.) [Probably The Trowbridge
News, aka the Wiltshire Times, preview edition already out, new edition out
Friday 31st July.]

Caught the shuttlebus out [to the festival] this time, and it did stop at the
Platform 1 drop point, but didn't go round the Platform 2 afterward.

Checked-in at Chez Nous, got some food, went stiltwalking. Went out to "the
suburbs", or "the commuter belt", as one of the marshals on the outer central
gate put it, got halfway up the hill, before being stopped by a steep bit.
'Got safely down, too.

During my second shift, I got all the way to the top, courtesy of a gentler,
lengthier route, along the car road, the wrong way around the one-way system,
which nobody challenged, doubtless because they don't know if I'm a vehicle
or a pedestrian either. Stiltwalkers make their own rules. 'Get away with
anything on the roads, can stiltwalkers. Tsk, 'dear me, etc.

Picked my way between the tents & caravans, in order to get maximum exposure,
in preference to the roads, although I had to keep some reference to them so
I could line up with the gates and avoid the steeper sections of hill.

"You're not getting paid enough!" several punters shouted at me, although I
am actually earning a handsome rate (plus expenses plus food plus perks plus
staff pass and constant offers of cider) now. They're probably right though -
I can't argue with their reasoning.

Someone (Kevin Hook - there! I remembered someone's name!) invited me to the
Main Stage marquee later in the evening, he recommended Loudon Wainwright III
of whom he was a fan.

'Made it safely down the hill again, taking a short break at Chez Nous.

The fairies kept to the childrens' and rockers' arenas, on the other side of
the river bridge, and didn't try going up hills etc. But then powerisers are
the off-road type of stilts. I wonder what other types of stilts can go up
hills, steps, etc. The Chinese stilts the faeries use were developed for use
in rice paddies, so they are presumably good on mud and gentle slopes, but as
for hills and steps, I dunno. I got the impression they were only booked for
Arenas 1 & 2, so that was the only place they went. Someone told me the
fairies were booked directly by the festival as performers, and the same ones
have been coming here every year for the last 16 years, rather than being
subcontracted by a trader, like I was.

Someone asked me if I'll be at Sidmouth (apparently in Devon), where Chez
Nous will be next, but no: I've reached my current four-days-in-a-row-limit,
and CN don't want any more advertising help this year, although they've
booked me for Chippenham Folk Festival 2010, and presumably Trowbridge next
year, who knows? Trowbridge VP Festival has a great vibe; I'd like to come
back and dance with the fairies in the dry, maybe carry around a pint of
alcohol-free cider (apple juice?). If I want to go to more festivals this
summer, I'd better simply start advertising to other festival traders (and
other festivals directly) - I can pick and choose my clients, afterall.

It was starting to get dark as I made my way into the Main Stage, which had
high enough flaps for even the fairies to get in, although I don't think they
attempted this, and after some searching, I located Kevin and his partner in
the centre, close to the front. He let me rest [my hand] on his shoulder, and
one of his friends invited me to rest my other hand on his shoulder too.

Loudon W's comic rock show starting warming up, and we were just getting
settled, when someone banged aggressively on the back of my board. I turned
around, and there was this tiny little man challenging me to a fight. Here's
a tip: If you're going to pull and angry face at someone twice your height,
you'll look very silly craning your neck up at the same time, so don't. He
made a valid point about me blocking the view for everyone else, which hadn't
occurred to any of us, obsessed with safety rather than ergonomic issues as I
was, so I moved off to the side. Not for his benefit, for the people
further-back. Nobody around him supported his manner, but there was no need
to be rude about it, looking as if he was about kick off.

Loudon W was very good, a kind of musical compere, much like Fred Wedlock (Cf. Page 7),
only in a Rock style.

I left just as he finished, kicking my headlights up a notch, and, regretting
having to miss the next act (The Saw Doctors), making my way along the narrow
far side of the outside of the marquee, right up against a slope and picking
my way through the crowd.

Making my way quickly towards the bridge, in order to dismount and catch the
train, I found myself surrounded by Security, my headlights now on full beam
[so I could see the bloody ground,] lighting up their fluorescent jackets in
a lime blaze.

I don't think the half-dozen or so security marshals surrounding me were
escorting [in the guarding, not moving-along, manner] me, I was under the
impression this was a coincidence, but then they did ask me if this was the
fastest I could go, so they had decided to pace me, whatever their reasons
for going in that direction en-masse as well.

It wasn't my top speed, but although I was in a hurry, I was instinctively
being safe because of the crowd, and the bridge for that matter. This could
have been an error, for Security had the effect of clearing the road.

Dismounted at Chez Nous and quickly packed the equipment away. Tyresocks
still good enough for another day!

Fast-walked up to Gate 3, with my hazards & rear lights on, waited for taxi,
chatting merrily away with the half-dozen marshals on the outer gate. It was
a great banter time - each of each with lots to say, all talking rapidly, and
with proper equal time sharing. A bit like being drunk without the booze;
that's the only thing I can liken it to.

Taxi for Trowbridge station arrives, and off I go, with a merry spontaneous
wave between me and the marshal posse.

Half an hour or so's wait for the train, and a quick run down/up the steps to
the Platform 2, where the first person I encountered was the BTP policeperson
I found myself talking to over the �15 incident 2.5 weeks ago.

There was a large Chippenham crowd there, and I was friendly-accosted by many
of them. Off to Chippenham, and a quick check-in at the office, before
actually getting home before midnight! Too tired to have a bath before bed.,
but sleep very important too.


Sunday 26th July 2009

Had a quick bath, the aftereffects of which felt sooooo good.

Despite being in a hurry, had to pick up what turned out to be two large bags
of supplies from the nearest convenience store (about 100 yards away as the
road wiggles) for my mother, whose leg is restricting her.

Caught the train from Chippenham to Trowbridge, changing at bath.

Someone appeared to be following me from bath. She kept trying to catch my
attention in the waiting room, as if to prompt a conversation, then got on
the train I used, then followed me to the bus pickup point.

Asked the minibus that arrived if this was the new shuttlebus; it wasn't, it
was a private vehicle full of people going to the festival anyway, and they
offered me a lift, in return for directions.

During the journey, they asked me what my equipment was for, and I asked them
what they were doing at the festival. It turned out they were a band, "The Destroyers".

They borrowed my programme, and drove into Gate 1; the backstage area. I had
to apologise to the marshal on the way out (in), for not having the correct
armband, but that was fine because I was coming out [in(to the festival)]
rather than going in [in(to the backstage area)].

Reported for duty, suited up, ate a free plate of chips, and some time later
wandered into the Main Stage, as the band I met earlier were starting up. I
stared at them in turn, trying to recognise which ones I spoke to. Two of
them recognised me (maybe because of the stilts or perhaps the flashing
orange light on top of my head) before I locked onto them, and we exchanged a
little wave and thumb's-up.

Nearing the end of my first shift, I experienced my own brand of Rock & Roll,
when it started tipping down, and rehydrated the desiccated mud. I skidded on
a muddy patch, got back onto the carpet, skidded on that, and very-carefully
clunked over the main bridge, holding onto the railings [long way down to
them] as best I could.

Worryingly-muddy outside the Horizon Stage, so went onto the metal "road",
which should have had excellent grip. However, I must have carried some mud
onto the road on the bottom of my stilts, and this lubricated the wet metal.

I trotted carefully back towards Chez Nous, aiming to get onto medium mud as
son as possible. This carried me into the most crowded area.

Suddenly, both my hooves shot out from under me in odd and opposite
directions, and my recovery-stagger turned into a silly little dance, as I
somehow managed to stay "afloat". That was truly frightening, but
tremendously amusing for everybody else, so that's something at least.
Somehow, I managed to hurt my left arm muscle, in a kind of mild strain/cramp
manner, but it later transpired to be only pain instead of lasting injury.
Maybe it could have been the speed and force with which I had to adjust my
balance.

With trepidation and numerous comments, I managed to get back to base, and
dismounted without injuring myself further.

Broke for lunch at Chez Nous, then boardwalked without the stilts for the
rest of the time.

For an extra hour, I took off the front board cover, and boardwalked
advertising the advertising service itself, as part of which, showing the
quick-swap effect. Chez Nous were still on the back board; that was too
tricky to remove outside, "backstage" in the drizzle. The kitchens were at
full stretch, so no room for me in there.

The rain continued, and the temperature fell. My own temperature fell, too.
After managing to stay at a not-too-hot state on the stilts, off them with
only shirt & tie on [and trouser and boots and lights and...] was not enough.
I brought one of the suddenly very popular "Emergency Ponchos" for �1.50. The
packet was small enough to fit in my pocket.

Eventually, knocked off and locked away my equipment, "backstage" at Chez
Nous, and dried out in their field kitchen, two rooms in, next to the ovens.

Chatted to the cook, he studied electronics in school, and we discussed
possible reasons & solutions to why the batteries ran down too quickly on his
former automatic plant waterer / soil humidity tester project.

Retrieved my clipboard, and presented a strangely-flat invoice, which Chez
Nous folded-up and rounded-up to �200 for me (incidentally, �22 less than my
original estimate, thanks to shuttlebuses &c). No charge for the
accommodation, either.

Now dry, solvent, and light, I slipped on my poncho and headed off to the
beer tent, where the party had already started, joined later by much of the rest of Chez Nous. CN's other director
was already there, more than slightly sozzled with the humid heat and the
cold beer, and indicated that I should follow him. He lead me behind the bar
(Chez Nous are friends with the company running the Bars[ -That's what I call
having the right connections!],) and through a flap into a staff area that I
can only describe as "Beer Heaven".

Both directors, the Bar Landlord and some bar staff were there, resting on
plastic chairs and beer barrels, surrounded by steel barrels, crates of
lager/beer/cider, and other supplies all stacked up around us. Some of the
barrels were plumbed-in; wide plastic tubes full of "Rumpy Pumpy" snaking up
through their own tent flaps.

At some point, I had to pick the second director up off the floor. He was
surprisingly-light, and thus easy to retrieve gently, but then I had been
weightlifting for three days solid and my perception of how heavy things are
had altered.

Back in the public area of the staff aftershow party -if that makes any
sense-, people were often asking me for a light, and I hadn't thought to
bring a lighter. The Bar didn't sell any - a missed opportunity, so people
were lighting cigarettes with cigarettes, and I couldn't help there.

Went outside, where Emma the fairy was still working, in the liquid mud,
in the dark, her costume lit up - she's a star.

Back inside, a happy mix of not-too-popular [very popular but not mobbed] and
not-too-drunk [drunk, but still functional], I kept sobering-up and having to
top-up with more beer.

Some Hugs, snuggles and kisses - lifted my mood very high -. The animals
turned up, it transpired all the people dressed as animals had arrived
together. They were, and were referred to as: Elephant, Tiger, Penguin,
Leprechaun (yes, I know...), Rabbit, Mouse, and Traffic-Light-Cone-Man, with
a staff-pole of lager cans. There may have been others.

Some people had bunny-ears on, which flashed in colours, but the effect was
not as novel or bright as my hazard and rear flashing lights, which were,
however, unintentionally irritating, particularly to the off-duty marshals,
who had gone to the party to escape the orange-flashing roads. "Why are you
still flashing?" several people asked me, so I turned them off. I suppose
they are warning lights rather than party lights after all, and they were
rather powerful inside a darkened marquee.

Bumped into the person who had been following up to the point I got a lift
with The Destroyers, and was drunk enough to engage in conversation this
time: I asked her if she was stalking me. She claims it was a coincidence,
and my memory of the rest of the conversation slipped away in the drink.


Monday 27th July 2009 (midnight)

Got talking to someone who turned out to be one of the (four) head marshals,
a team leader of about a hundred. He said there would probably be a staff
[Ithink] aftershow party, the trouble was confirming this rumour and locating
the thing, which turned out to be back in the large beer tent.

One thread of conversation was him telling me of difficulties supervising
a young crazy stiltwalker walking into the sea off Chesil Beach, causing
a health & safety nightmare and endangering the life of the security marshal
with him, up to her neck in water and holding his hand, trying to persuade
him back to shore. One slip and he've drowned, you see. (This also means
there is no need to explain to the marshals why I shooed them off the bridge
earlier, if their team leader is already aware of this sort of problem.)

Talking out of the rain, we nearly found ourselves stapled into the Main
Stage as it closed, then headed off to the beer tent.

Emma was off stilts and kneeling down by a table of people, letting off steam
about nutters who try to knock you over and similar problems stiltwalkers
tend to encounter. Mary had presumably gone to bed. I joined her (Emma, not
Mary,) reversing relative heights quite startlingly even kneeling-down, and
offered back-up experiences and sympathy, particularly about the lengthy
preparation that punters don't see: It seems the problems stiltwalkers have,
have much in common, and her being a fairly-unique costumed traditional
Chinese-pole stiltwalker and me a totally unique sandwichboardman on new
powerisers stiltwalker, it was refreshing and very sociably-bonding to find
someone with the same problems.

Five Pints later ('round about 12 Units), some of which I managed to buy
myself, the marshals started shooing us out of beer tent, then that side of
the river, then the central area. Now, my magic staff pass meant not only did
I have access to the posher (although no less muddy) crew toilets, but to the
central area all through the night. This also placed me piggy-in-the-middle
because as staff, I was supposed to be helping the marshals with any tricky
chucking-out, but I wanted to side with the other drunks. Half the marshals
were drunk too, and starting chucking each-other out. Apparently they have a
self-lockout-time, afterwhich they are restricted to manning the gates of the
central zones. The marshals do not have staff passes, which did not simplify
matters.

During all this chaos, the Scottish friends I had acquired agreed I could
carry on partying with them in their tents, so I vetoed my privileged access
and left with the campers, because I can't party on my own, can I?

God knows where the other people with staff passes were; I didn't meet any,
or we could have partyed where we were, or maybe in the crew area.

I noticed the main bridge was barricaded now, cutting the central area in
two. Why this was the case, when the central area was already itself cut-off,
was unclear.

Because of all this partying, I didn't use the accommodation that had been so
kindly provided for me and my diva demands at such short notice, and woke up
in the morning in a smelly sleeping bag in a strange tent on the edge of the
site, and had to ask directions to get "home". For some reason, I was wearing
a fez at this point.

Wake awake early in the morning, the hangover was detectable but strangely
bearable, and so I asked anybody I could find if they needed any help. Only
three lots of other people were about, a marshal and a trader were happy to
be respectively bored and busy on their own, but a pair of marshals thought
of either a spot check, wake-up call, or possibly a practical joke to pay the
remotest marshal who should be manning Gate 4.

Waded up over the hill to the inner junction outpost for Gate 4, and along
the lengthy track to the outpost, which turned out to be deserted. Went back
to the inner crewshack, but the specified person was neither of the
half-asleep, hungover-looking marshals there.

Slid back down the hill and met the original marshals, then went to the (dry,
warm) accommodation provided for me in Camping Car 2, activated the hidden
catch, and got in. Slept through to the part of the morning when there was
other activity.

Booked a taxi - my phone was just-about working at the back of CN.

CN had closed and were packing up, so I got a breakfast tea at the only place
still open, their immediate neighbour, Al Fresco Coffee. 'Had to spill some
of that out and top up with cold water from CN's supply. It was a good cup -
it really hit the spot. I needed that.

A chat with CN's main director in his caravan, analysis of past and possible
future events, booked for Chippenham next year. Got his email address
[earlier], 'will send ideas. One of his sons has come down with a nasty
stomach bug and was lying down there.

Double- and Triple-Checked I had everything, gave away a spare roll of
clingfilm-wrapped kitchen towelling to make more room, found a toothbrush
mysteriously placed in one of my bags - some kind of hint? (Some abscesses
recently burst and that may have given me bad breath for a few days; my
molars have sharpened and my teeth must look quite scary; but then again
there was no trouble with the kissing in the beer tent yesternight.)

'Said my goodbyes, heaved up my gear, said goodbye round the front, and
walked off towards Gate 3, dodging the heavy traffic.

Got a Bradford-on-Avon taxi to BoA station, remembering to get a receipt, and
brought a new ticket back to 'Nam.

Got some Lucozade and overpriced-cheap food at bath station, and the train
turned up just as I was finishing it.


Monday 27th July 2009 (afternoon)

Got back from the festival a bit after One. Still a bit of a hangover, in the
form of fatigue.

Did accounts and a lot of this blog. Uploaded to the PC photos I took from my
phone, and preprepared flickr captions. I was juddering with over-exercise,
cold, and hunger. Grabbed some quick hot food, intending to go home, where my
parents had promised me a hot meal, but didn't make it take far, and woke up
in the office in the morning again.

'Cut my wristbands off and unclipped my lights.


Tuesday 28th July 2009 (morning)

I will calculate how my business expenses less turnover equates to profit by
now, to see if I have to declare anything to the DWP on Friday. Previous
Capital expenditure was �600, but that was calculated as an expenses claim
(which I dredged up and copied over to the RPC several days ago) to the
Landlord in the previous business model. Now it is my own business as a sole
trader, some of the items may not count, and there may be new ones that do. I
can't just declare my business income as my personal income, because if I do
that, the weekend will have been for nothing, and the business won't get
anywhere. Besides which, [the legal/tax expert says,] (that apparently) I
don't have to.

I've put my business'es income under Withdrawals in my accounts, because I
didn't expand the capability for business income when I did for business
expenditure, so I'll create a new column for that and alter the totalling so
the error-checking still balances.

To enable tax payments and make the debit card work, I'll have to pay in some
cash to the new account. I'm not sure how to do this for the fastest effect.
I assume talking to a teller with a pay-in slip (which I don't know how to
use) would be faster than using an ATM, so I'll confirm that with another
business holder when I find one.

Took the Trowbridge location strips off the CN posters, ready for next year.
The rear poster has the Chippenham location underneath; the front one has a
blank bit. I'll haveta print a new front strip bearing the Chippenham
location data, and file away the CN posters & strips for next year.

Both location strips were held on only round the edges only using
single-sided Diamond tape -'haveta remember that, too.

The new double-width auto-dispensing double-sided Sellotape(R) did not peel
easily off the boards. Instead it split into two dry layers, or at least on
the front board it did. The larger rear board got wetter, and the wet tape
came off easily. I shall wet the dry tape when I buy more supplies, and go
back to using the narrow tape for future use.

I can afford fresh supplies! I can afford USB transfer stick thingies! I can
afford... tax. Er, the rent is due this evening. Oh well, no worries.

I'll dig out my floppy cleaning disc and run it through the PC's wobbly
drive.

Though I'm not juddering anymore, I still have lingering muscle stiffness(,
virtually everywhere).


Went out and brought some business consumables, mainly preventative-medicinal
dressings and stationary. 'Feeling wide awake; 'may even nip down RI.


Wednesday 29th July 2009 (just gone midnight)

In the event, 'did go down RI, but to little avail, as Mburu wanted to close
up a little later than an hour later, to catch a bus.

Ran most of the necessary searches, but only managed to upload half the
photos, and not to caption them.

Cafe' closed at 2100, which dropped me into the late night gap between rail
services to Chippenham. So I walked around bath until the train was due. It
was a pleasant evening, and many people were out and about, chatting by
venues, photographing each other, being pestered by giant albatrosses, and so
on.

Surprised a fed-up Big Issue seller by agreeing to buy one: My previous logic
is no longer valid. Richer [ie everyone else] friends used to say to me,
"it's only �1.50 - you can afford that." No: they can afford that, because
they earn ten times what I do. Me shelling out that much is equivalent to
them giving each seller �15: Not so cheap now, eh? However, I'd just been
paid a fortune - �200 - and all at once! So therefore I could afford it, and
did so. 'Didn't explain all this to the seller.


I just had a thought - the crew area plugs into Gate 2, so presumably I could
get in & out there [without trudging all the way to Gate 3,] with my magic
staff pass? No good after Saturday though; the mud was worst around there.

'Met Ray, my nextdoor neighbour, next to CN on Saturday (or Sunday?) 'Tis
odd, I never bump into him anywhere outside the road I [allegedly] live in.
Well well, he can explain to my mother why I've not been home for three days.

At many points during the festival while I was stiltwalking, I noticed small
groups of paramedics following me around.

I still can't get out of the stiltwalking gaite, as someone at the festival
pointed out "you were walking like you're still on them." Ie, lifting my legs
up higher than normal and waiting for my lower legs to drop down rather than
swinging them forwards and out.

I aim to have the rest of the photos uploaded and captioned tomorrow.


Wednesday 29th July 2009 (mid-afternoon)

In the free intercafe', harressing a flaky PC, got the rest of my photos uploaded
and labelled, but the map is a little wrong. Awash with rain outside, which
enabled me to sponge down my shoes earlier on.

I will have to apologise to Dr. Sweetsmoke for my delay in contacting him:
Sunday/Monday night I arranged accomodation, then woke up in a strange tent instead;
Monday/Tuesday night I worked until I dropped, was about to go home, then woke
up on the office floor 2-3 hours later;
Tuesday/Wednesday night I simply didn't sleep at all.

I may need a little more time.
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Postby freedom » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11 am

Wednesday 29th July 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

It's now 3am, and I've done all my computer bits, most of which consisted of
waiting for the PC to bloody-well get on with it, coaxing it's floppy drive
to work, and finishing-off my last blog entries.

Received a formal letter from the Landlord's Agent, which is a written
warning they have to send me as part of my license agreement. This is warning
me of two things: One, blaming me for when the office clown tried to
electrocute me, and, two, stating that [the [interrupted] process of]
repairing the fridge constitutes unacceptable behaviour (whereas breaking it
seems to be fine). Wrote them a letter back, which they will have to put by
it on file, or at least they would if they hadn't refused to accept it.
Rewrote the letter, clarifying the point they had difficultly with, by which
time everybody [else] had gone home.

Midway through all this, the printer ran entirely out of black ink, and I had
to refill it. It was down for around 10 minutes. This could explain the
greyish posters, but that should streaky-cut-out, not mildly grey-out.
'Strange. Anyway, the colour [ink] levels are also low, so I'll get some more
printer ink packs from Tesco.


Thursday 30th July 2009 (evening)

Picked up printer packs from Tesco; Two colour and one black; under �5 each.

Refilled the colour cartridges. The ink appears to be non-standard colours in
the bottle, although the [transparent] plastic their bottles are made of is
different, and printing tests show no colour difference.


Friday 31st July 2009 (morning)

Just Signed-On, hoping beforehand to make a Statement concerning the
vagarities of accounting, but they said "no need to bother with all that"
(1-page) form, just fill in this 2-page B7 and that 6-page A150.

The upshot of which, instead of declaring that I haven't done any paid work
and making a statement that I can't yet be sure of that as an exact
definition, I have declared that I haven't done any paid work, but I have
done some work which hasn't been paid yet apart from expenses.

All of which is roughly true, as far as I can tell at the moment. The trouble
with all this, is that the different declarations are calculated differently,
for expenditure/income over different periods are applicable for some and not
for others. I still don't know whether I'm in profit or not, how much of that
accounts as income, whether I truly have any income from the business at
all, and so on. You might think it'd help if my accounts were in order, but
they are in order; I just need to enable/disable bits of them and
re-total different reports out. Then I need to list each legal argument for
each declaration, and summarise the results and conclusions.

I'd prefer to have my grant application in by now so I wouldn't have to go
through all this palaver, but I haven't got that ready yet due to
concentrating on the work-related side of the business, and such is life.

The "Job Centre" says I don't need to make out payslips; I should just
present them with my invoices, but that only show's half the declaration
picture, so I need to also give them a copy of my business accounts and
reports for the relevant periods, and cover it all with a report.

I will also need to sublist which business spending was necessary in order to
get the last job in the first place, and which other spending was necessary
to get any jobs.

Meanwhile Agent X says I don't need to worry about paying any tax at all
because my income is currently so low, and indeed I don't need to worry about
anything very much. -But it's alright for him, he's a tax expert. Meanwhile,
I have a business to push ("push" more descriptive than "run", yes? no?) and
a grant to qualify for.


Made the bank happy, by giving them some money. (Ready for the HMRC to start
spiriting it away on Monday.) One of my stalkers' works at the HMRC, and the
other one at the council: It's not paranoia when they're really after you.

Ah well, at least neither the HMRC or the council as organisations are after
me: I don't have enough money for them to be institutionally interested in
me.


Sunday 2nd August 2009 (afternoon)

Finally got the polish restored to my shoes, and the mud out of my trousers.


Sunday 2nd August 2009 (nearly midnight)

I've worked out I need only two 4Gb USB sticks to start the PC archival, and
the existing backup provision should do the rest. The sticks will cost �16
from the local Argos. In the meantime, I have began making a list of the
aliases on the PC (*.lnk), and their contents. I suspect when I remove some
directories to archive, hanging links may self-destruct. And even if they
don't, I will eventually need to transfer them all to a RO system.

Once the system is swapped (from XP Pro to XP Home) (and everything shuffled
around various drives, and a visit to WAUG for HDD reformatting advice,
and...), I will be able to access either set of drives on both machines, or
more usefully, the PC drives from RO and only vice versa from a selected
area. This means the broken PC FDD and the current problems with USB on RO
will become irrelevant for the time, for a period of time. This period will
end when the PC becomes completely redundant, helped along by connecting the
printer directly to the RPC, probably using project guttenberg. It should run
fast enough on 72dpi, although the business cards & promo sheets on high dpi
I dunno about: They print slow from the PC already. That's some time in the
future, however. For now I will still have to wait for the PC to warm up /
melt down before I can print any damn thing.

For the time being I am being entertained by waiting for the PC to finish
listing linkfiles and the remnants of useless-quality double-sided tape the
recently-useless stationers sold me on the front board cover to finish soak
in spray surface cleaner detergent, so they will disintegrate, like the rain
soaking did for their rear counterparts.

I have also done all the washing-up, and am waiting for the draining board to
do it's job, and for the teatowel to dry off abit also, so I can carrying on
drying-up.

I have ideas for extending my accounts to cover personal and commercial areas
with more separation, and to account for income as well as expenditure.

2622 Linkfiles, old version of accounts (July & August) up-to-date, tape
strips soaking only removed top layer. I will over-tape the new narrow strips
ontop, and seek PVC sheeting for future board covers, which are suffering
badly from rainwater soaking. Although the soaking does apparently not impair
their performance, it probably shorten's their lifespan.

Some fiddling around with my phone later, I can now receive emails sent to my
new pretty email account, which I can't name on here from antispam reasons,
but I cannot send from my phone; it says it comes from 07811012345@orange.net
etc. 'Gone through all my phone settings, so it must be an online option, and
I will ask at the newly-opened Chippenham Orange Shop.

I guess I have to squeeze Orange a bit more before I can send them a
thank-you card.

Maybe I will try later setting my send options back to the Yahoo account, so
I get a pretty send address, with hopefully a reply-to bit for the Orange
account, but -well- it's an Orange phone on an Orange contract with an Orange
online email account; I'd've thought there'd be a way to polish this palaver.

Wondering what these Reading:(previous subject) alerts are about, then
realised: It's notifying me about when emails I have sent have been read, or
at least looked at, only just recently I've been sending a lot of test
messaging to myself, from one account to the other. So whenever I verify a
test message, the phone flagged that verification.

It'll be much better (and less confusing) when it does that for emails sent
to other people.

A bit tired now to do my accounts spreadsheet expansion - excuses, excuses,
so I'll just finish the drying-up and worry about my HMRC visit tomorrow.
'Lots of overdue packing-away to do now anyway...


Monday 3rd August 2009 (morning)

Now here's an odd thing: For the last two power-ups, the RPC has started in
the wrong screen mode without running it's pinboard startup file, but when
manually reset, start's fine. Perhaps the battery is running low(?), yet the
clock is accurate to the second.

Just did a full cold restart (shutdown, power off, wait 10 secs, power on),
and it started just as it should. Perhaps residual power and an independent
RTC. Does the RPC have an independent RTC? Who knows? WAUG. I shall have to
attend a meeting...

Started on the all-singing all-dancing expansion of my accounts, to include
automatically updating savings & income, split into personal and corporate:
It look's very promising, but testing it is driving me nuts. I will make a
sub version, with sample transactions in, instead of working on a subverting
a copy of July's accounts(, which made more sense to begin with).

The idea being the spreadsheet will do all/most of the dirty work, in
preference to a follow-on reporting program.

I need a morning break. 'Off to Argos...

In contradiction of this, rinse-washed the sweaty muddy bumbag, padded to dry,
then went off to Argos, managing to reserve the memory implants for
collection tomorrow without charge and picking up a free catalogue.

Noticed the cashier had typed in my phone number wrongly, and corrected her,
viewing her keyboard upside-down. It's not paranoia when they're really after
you [in reverse].

The office clown came in, and I'm really worried about his behaviour: He's
being nice. Doctor! Medication! Perhaps he isn't classically mentally
ill: Perhaps he's got PMT.

The bumbag is mud and sweat free, still alittle damp, and looking pristine,
but it still smells of muddy field, and that just won't do. I think I can get
away with it for at least a week (until the next [laundry] wash[ing cycle]),
because so far nobody has actually tried to sniff it, even though it's
carried, when on stilts, at nose level.

I need a psychotic break. 'Off to the HMRC...


The HMRC, which a little while ago fired loads of staff in lieu of moving to
Bristol, which it subsequently postponed for a year, was closed for half an
hour due to staff shortages, so I picked up some cheap food at the Co-op, and
came back.


Hoping to save time and trouble by avoiding the phone method and visiting
them directly, the HMRC, if anything -and this is a lot to live up to- are
getting odder.

Up two flights of stairs in a very large and virtually empty office building
(why not lease a smaller one?), with what appear to be gold-plated fittings,
to a large reception area that is now almost entirely empty.

There are doors leading off, racks of leaflets, and a single male
receptionist, whom ushers me to a phone sitting on a desk in the corner.

Once three-digit extension number to who knows where (whether in the same
building or a call centre in Outer Mongolia etc), a series of questions, and
my income tax and National Insurance contributions registration is booked...
via form to be posted to me in 2-6 weeks. They're rather more laid back than
I thought.

I asked for some information on working tax credits, and was pointed back in
the direction of the phonedesk again. Apparently my current thresholds are
that I have to be working more than 30 [paid] hours a week, while earning
under �13,195 PA, may would change if I became disabled (which would also
evaporate my job) or acquired dependent children (although I could expect
nine months warning, and Iexpect/hope I could add several years to that
(helpfully also enough time to leave the country and/or take out the CSA)).

Don't waste your time bringing in your bank details, proof of
identity/address, business details, etc; they won't ask for them.


Tuesday 4th August 2009

Argos�s text message alert system has not alerted me, but their reservation
holding time is absolute rather than relative. So they will not alert me
when the goods arrive and then hold them for four days; they will alert me
when they arrive, and then hold them until Thursday 6th. What happens if they
arrive after Thursday? Do they send them straight back, then ask me to come
and collect them?

Perhaps the notification system has failed... I will go in and check anyway.


Checked on the automated system, which said my items were still out of stock,
and suggested alternatives. Went off to Tescos, whereupon the text alert came
through - at 1653BST, and Argos closes at 1700BST. Dashed back and picked
them up.

Unable to find how much I owe our [WAUG] chair. This is odd, because my notes
are generally organised-enough for a quick text search to produce instant
results. I have mentioned it several times in emails this year. Hmmmmm.

Asked one of The Others if I could store his microwave for him. It's
currently stored, and unused, in the office, where it is not supposed to be,
but is too expensive to throw out. Storing it for him will solve this
problem, store it closer to it's owner (his partner), and allow me the use of
a microwave at home, which I currently do not have.

Much to my surprise, he gave me the microwave. An early Christmas
present.

Busy compressing the older parts of my PC system, ready for archival...

It would be nice to compress less tightly, and store greater copies, but I
have to compromise. However, I am able to compress at "normal" rather than
"maximum", so this will help. Eventually, with DVD/CD writing ability, I will
re-compress at "store" level, with output split into chunks (eg 1Gb each,
maybe less), which (eg) 7zip allows me to do.

The archival of the end of 2006 and all of 2007 has only filled half a
gigabyte, so clearly either more will have to be archived, or the archives
will have to double-up as backups, in order to make full use of the new
storage capacity. It's hard to believe that each stick now has roughly the
capacity of a DVD, and with greater reliability. Sticks 8 times the capacity
are now available, too.

How much on-HDD space that will be saved is another matter... About half a
gigabyte. The defragmentation display remind's me that the PC HDD is 14Gb,
not 40. A lot of the later storage is gumph - downloaded multiple files and
graphics, and even though I have deleted most of the redundant javascript,
much unnecessary padding remains. Nonetheless, much of that will transfer
over to the new incarnation of the HDD/OS, simply because it would take too
long to go through it all beforehand otherwise. I think there are several
near-identical and near-redundant copies of hostfs; much of those can go
early.


With my recent shopping trip, the earlier present to the bank, an early
mobile top-up for Wednesday, and the re-stocking after the festival last
week, I have only �10.65 left. This I have used to pay back some of my
[managed] debt - I won't need cash until tomorrow, when I draw out what will
probably be my last JSA allotment, and start ramping-up my business
promotion, follow-ups, and turnaround times.


Wednesday 5th August 2009 (morning)

Backed-up some more bits - which took 15 minutes each to transfer, so visited
the (building society) bank and drew out all of the JSA payment before the
DWP could throw a wobbly, and also deposited �2 of [copper] scrap metal.

Ms insanity continues. Having backed-up several more bits of PC HDD, ran the
defragmenter, only to be informed that it "cannot start" - after it started.
So performed a system restart, and we shall see...

... Success! I'm not happy, but I am relived. It's running quite slow, but
that's (doubtless) because it badly needs defragmenting.

Intense fragmentation shows on display: "You do not need o defragment this
volume." Yes I do! And so I'll leave that chugging away while I go off down
the free intercafe'.


Wednesday 5th August 2009 (early evening)

Trundled the microwave home, crossloaded at the intercafe, did some
stocking-up for my parents and things, back to the office to find the
defragmenter has finished, but not done a complete job. PC now useable, but
still relatively sluggish. 'Will keep running the defragmenter until machine
speed's up again. This may take some time.

Looked up Starbucks' confusingly-named Frappuccino on wikipedia: Fortified
cream. Cream and skimmed milk (full fat and no-fat milk) whipped up with air
and thickeners. A kind of aerated ice cream. Sometimes with coffee added,
sometimes without. Generally used with flavoured syrups.

I have been rummaging through their combinations: Americano over ice with
peppermint syrup sound's good for the hot weather. And sounding good is as
far as it goes: I don't think I can spare the cash for these treats, so I'll
probably be trying to replicate that sort of thing in the kitchen instead.
I'm so cheap.

Speaking of treats, I've got a new method of self-motivation: Promise myself
that I'll get a treat (eg Pint of Cider, nap, visit a friend,) when I
complete some task or other, and then not reward myself with it once
the task is done. -Cheap and simple. Hey; it's my motivation and I'll twist
it if I want to. My subconscious really doesn't like me now.

I was feeling pretty good about trolleying a large appliance home and saving
a taxi fare - and not squashing the trolley wheels this time - until I was
passed by some guys hauling a sofa balanced on a sack truck. That's right: A
sofa. A small, two-person affair, 'true, but still beating my
microwave-with-shopping-on-top. They went by too fast and my hands were too
full for me to get a picture, unfortunately.


Thursday 6th August 2009 (very early morning)

PC now up to fairly reasonable speed, defrags down to under an hour each
time. Some 3.5" disks work, and some of this may be down to the low quality
disks I've been using recently.

Tried to surf flickr on my mobile, but it's like trying to drink the ocean
through a straw. Tried to use the rest of my free surfing until midnight
bundle looking at Orange's chat area. Unfortunately, their T&C prohibit
identifying information, including things like local gossip, views out of the
window, names, business names, and any other useful information. This could
explain why the chatrooms are full of junk: Nothing else is allowed. Not
helpful.

That burned too much time, and now I have free office time but I am too tired
to use it. That said, I've kept the PC's chugging away defragging during my
surf time.

I need to contact my clients in Swindon & Salisbury tomorrow [today], for
progressing the business. I tried to do that today [yesterday], but other
concerns burned all the time.

Time to switch off and go home before I fall asleep at my desk.


Thursday 6th August 2009 (early afternoon)

We had a blue rope fence outside the office yesterday. Someone has nabbed it
during the night, or rather early morning.

I just realised there's less need to worry about compressed file corruption
and/or memory stick corruption: There have been no problems at all using this
method with the far more frequently-used transfer sticks. And, of course,
with archives and backups, infomedia (information [data] and media [I just
made that [word] up]) is duplicated.


Picked up an extra memory stick, to replace the older backup, which consists
of four 1Gb sticks, which I can now release for use as dirty system transfer
sticks, for importing data from/to "untrusted systems", ie PCs or Macs.

BT, even under the "Jeremy Kyle rate", will not drop lower than �125 for
a new line. Better than �500, but not down to the promised �50. -And that's
without line rental, service charges, low usage fee, etc.

The secretarial diverting service says they can divert from any landline or
even mobile number, but they need a landline number to contact me on. This is
both good and bad: BT can now go get completely stuffed, having priced
themselves completely out of the market, and forgetting they are no
longer a monopoly. However, I do not have a landline contact number, only a
future landline divertible, at which there will be nobody on the other end,
nor can there be, it being too inaccessible and too noisy to use the phone.

If I had a contactable landline, I wouldn't need an answering service! I
suppose I can find for them an emergency contact number, which will have to
be a neighbour's, but impress upon them that this is an emergency number
ONLY, and if they call it, there is not guarantee I will be available within
- say - three days.

I can't give them the Landlord's number - he won't be there either. I hope
he's happier in sunny Taunton.

I was impressed that the secretarial diverting service spoke at London speed,
whereas I know they're based in a small market town - all the more line costs
saved.


I'm beginning to wonder if the secretarial diverting service's 0845 setup
number might be a cheaper option than getting a new landline. Having failed
to get all but the sketchiest idea of telecomms providers via my Orange
WAPlike handset, I will search again, tomorrow morning at the free
intercafe'. I aim to get a short list of companies, contacts, and prices. I
will compare also their per annum rate, including setup, and -say- 100
incoming calls a month (although I'm only expecting 4/month).
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Postby freedom » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:26 am

Friday 7th August 2009 (late afternoon)

3 Hours of surfing at the free intercafe', and slow-but-sure progress
made listing telecoms providers, finding photos (photo) of me at Trowbridge,
and various data on the Image RISC OS London Show 2009.

More communication with the secretarial diverting service, and their 0845
(0844) number option instead of my getting a landline, does indeed seem
cheaper. They also have the option of switching a BT new landline to them for
call charging, line rental, &c - this may also be cheaper.

'Better not name the secretarial service yet, before I've finalised on
anybody. What do they think I am, an advertising service? Er.

I still have to draw up/together all the prices, and do the same again for
traditional secretarial services in bath.

Went to various phone supplier shps in town:
  • Vodaphone and O2 don't offer landlines at all.
  • Orange doesn't give out new landlines, but you can switch to them.
  • Tesco Metro don't know what they do.
  • Phones 4U don't do fixed lines, but suggested TalkTalk/Carphone Warehouse.
And by then the shops had shut. 'Will continue tomorrow: If there's one thing
Chippenham's good at, it's phone shops.

Stopped off at the late-opening 3d Computers to get a replacement FDD for my
clunky PC. I thought it'd be around �30 (based on Maplin's old price), and
braced myself for that. They sold me one for just �9.40!

I asked what the "'newer' PCs" without a FDD do when they need a start disk.
Apparently they run from the CD, so the CD drive is their start disk or
installer.

The DWP phoned me earlier (the first time they've done that, or rather the
first time they've been able to get through), saying that I hadn't answered
enough questions on the B7 & A150 (in other words, they hadn't asked me the
right/enough questions) [aren't those roads?], and say they'll be sending
over a B16 [isn't that a plane?].

The buttons on my mouse appear to be going now, dropping prematurely into the
wrong window of a drop-and-drag operation. -So it's either a clean of those,
or/and looking for a PS2 (or inc. converter) 3-button lasermouse
without the stupid scrollwheel-button. PS2 Connector, because that's
what the KVM needs. Er, and -later- a 2-mice to 1-input selector switch
future use with the 3D mouse and earlier comparative use with the old mouse.


Looking at the telecoms figures more closely, the overall costs PA including
new line from whoever, answering service, and incoming calls, are in the
�500-�600 range for the first year, and since 084x numbers are 5p/min and
0800 numbers 20p/min [guestimated] (to me), an increase of 15p/min with a
doubling of call leads would be only �90 extra PA; only a 15-18% price
increase. So it may well be cost-effective to go for an 0800 number!

I can expect to bring in �150-�300/week (says my cashflow forecast) (meaning
from different clients), so that should be paid for within a good fortnight,
or a bad month. This allows for being able to work up to 4 days/week.
Increasing (and painful) muscular stamina means I may be able to bump that up
to 6 days/week. Of course, bits of those days are lost and/or reserved
through/for travel, preparation, and poster-printing.

How much of that business income will actually be "mine" is another matter
entirely. I'll have to see how this pan's out, and of course I should always
be checking actual performance against cashflow forecast anyway.


Found a picture of the Scottish guys I ended up going home with on the last
night. god, that sounds really bad. I have no idea whether or not their
female companion is in this picture, I didn't get a proper look at her face
from my angle. god, that sounds bad. They're the two wearing red fezs on the
right of the picture. Camera data says this photo was taken at 1645 on Sunday
26th July 2009, and the picture is of the Main Stage, which would mean they
were there at the end of The Destroyers' set.

Let's try rephrasing that: I was getting drunk with lots of people at the
large beer tent at chucking out time, then came all the business with the
drunk marshals, and the people that were talking to them at the end were me
and two Scots blokes. I couldn't party on my own, so we all went back to
their tent, where their female friend was already.

We ended-up all sitting around, listening to some very annoying music which
everyone was too drunk/tired to turn off. The two guys were sitting on the
floor of this very-high large tent, their lady friend was sitting on some
kind of chair, and I was lying on the floor, beside her, because that was
where the tent door opened into.

I couldn't see her face because I was on the floor and she was on a chair.

Please don't ponder what she was wearing, I can't remember and no untoward
looking went on. Or at least no revealing accidental glances. I like to think
I'm fully aware of my surroundings at all times, but then I drink to forget,
and I can't remember why.

Drunkedness turned into tiredness, and I nodded off at one point, to be
informed when I awoke that I snore very quietly, which I already know.

Seeing I was trying to stay awake, but in danger of nodding off again and
being woken up again by the uncomfortableness of the floor, the lady kindly
took my hand and lead me off to bed in another smaller tent. I couldn't focus
or orientate, so I still didn't get to see her face.

Let's try rephrasing that: She lead me out of the big tent and to a smaller
single-person tent, which had a well-padded but smelly (as of dried sweat)
sleeping bag in it. She waited until I was settled on/in the sleeping bag,
then she left the tent and zipped it properly shut behind her.

At some point while I was asleep, somebody came into the tent and put a fez
on my head. Whether this was my first sleep in the big tent or my "proper"
sleep in the small one, I cannot remember.

Inspite of the shared body heat (in the air) and the padding of the sleeping
bag, both tents were freezing. Inspite of that, I dropped off to sleep. I was
too drunk to grumble, and I presumed they, being Scottish, were used to cold
weather. Come to think of it, I'm used to cold weather. It's the
middle of summer, y'know.

They hail from Edinburgh, and they say I should try my luck there: The place
is apparently heaving with sandwichboardmen, none of which are on stilts. So
it's not just London, then. Too expensive for me at the moment, but I might
try later on, ice and clients permitting. Perhaps London first, although
that's probably more expensive (and maybe more time-consuming) to get to than
Edinburgh (groan).


And now I shall go home and have a bath. My level of awakeness now has
declined a little, but I am still awake enough to stagger the streets and run
taps etc, but not awake enough to fiddle around with stone-aged
if-one-screw'll-do-use-twenty PC enclosures.


Sunday 9th August 2009

Inverted the tuffs of thread on my newest trousers: First I tried threading a
needle with a tuft, then putting in the needle as close to the base of the
tuft as I could, and dragging through. But that didn't take enough of it
down. So I put then needle in first, with only the eye showing (I used a
large-eye'd needle for this task), then threaded the tuft into the eye, using
the needle-threader for particularly small tufts, then pulled through,
keeping the tension on throughout. This mean I was able to almost completely
disappear the tufts. Dunno how they formed in the first place though - old
trousers I could understand, but these - tufty after a few days out of the
shop. The tufts still exist of course, but now on the inside of my trousers,
where I don't notice them, partly because of the lightness & softness, but
more probably due to all the leg hair already padding my trousers.


Monday 10th August 2009

The office clown was in early this morning - again. Loud video/radio noises
emanating from upstairs. It's as if he's moved in. Perhaps he's using the
time to get on with some work... not. It's not true that he never does any
work, though: Over the past week he's painted a small piece of plastic, and a
few days ago he sawed through a piece of wood... and the table underneath.

The rats do more useful work.


I have created a contextual directory on the PC's HDD, to compliment the
existing chronological one. I will move the date-scattered work areas to a
semantically-structured area. I do this now partly motivated by ease of
backup.

This process has only just started, mainly to remove bits still needed from
old archives, but will eventually enable me to put much more recent
chronological directories away as archives, instead of backups. (Archives you
do once and copy around, backups you keep updating. You read from both as
necessary. Technically speaking, you update archivals occasionally. They may
need indexing and removal of spurious material, or conversion to another
platform, but they are in most cases a lower-priority animal than backups.)


A have a collection of half a dozen boxfiles, housing various in/out
receipts, invoices, correspondence, etc for my business and myself. They used
to be stacked up ontop of a shelving rack, titled with scribbled notes stuck
to them.

Now they are on an easy-access shelf, which I had to drop a notch to do this,
and I have tidied my stationary store into immediate and longer-term spares.
I have also had to shift my [physical] reference directories onto the rack
where the boxfiles previously wobbled. The directories (phone and component)
are heavier, but not precariously so-tall.


On the BBC's breakfast news this morning, some mental health charity was
saying that you are more likely to be struck by lightening than to be
attacked by a mentally ill stranger. For this to be true, I would have to be
struck by lightening three times a day.



Went out and bothered more suppliers: Exhausted the High Street's list of
phone shops (well, all the probable-landline ones, anyway). Carphone
Warehouse were the most helpful, admitting they didn't know of an alternative
new connection fitter to BT, and suggested I ask around friend, colleagues,
etc; "someone must have come across this situation before". Situation: I want
a new landline, and I don't have one at present. That they admit this
situation is totally alien to them does now make sense of the typical
professional reaction to it (wanting to call me about it on a landline that
doesn't exist).

Homebase don't stock PVC sheeting, at least not the thick white stuff,
ironically a lot of their products are wrapped in it, but they don't
sell the stuff separately. Everybody tell's to go to Homebase. Homebase agree
I should search the internet instead.

The PC's HDD needs a lot of defragmentation, after all my shifting around of
large files. A little while ago, the defragmenter simply refused to run, or
rather it ran, but it didn't do anything: Still 5%, after an hour of chugging
away. So I stopped that, and ran a chkdsk, which didn't find anything amiss.
I just tried another defrag, and now it's working again.

I did a quick [slow] search for XP reinstalling on my Orange handset. Several
things have become apparent. If you configure the BIOS to allow booting from
the CD, you don't need a floppy start disk at all: Just use the windoze CD
start disk. ie, "Newer machines" just have this BIOS setting preset: 1 Bit
new-ness. Typical Ms over-marketing of minor features, and old minor features
at that. The windoze start CD has options to (re)install windoze, on it, and
also utilities to save your settings, and to run backups and HDD
reformatting.

I have also found a product in the Maplin catalogue that may simplify my file
transfers: A combination SD and USB stick. The data is stored on the
microSD/SD card, which plugs into the USB adaptor. So you can use it as a USB
stick, then unplug the microSD card and plug that into a simpler interface.
There's one for the RPC, which neatly cuts out the PCman. I ought to buy the
other half of the RO USB system, !Win95/8FS, too. I ought to try to get one
of my USB sticks reformatted to FAT16 on a system that can, as well. Perhaps
a Mac can do it? Then, if RO can read that, make a program that replicates
the format. Someone else should have done this long ago.


I was just thinking about my "Relationship Advisor" (Bank Manager). Their job
is to (try to) sell me financial products, (exactly) like a Tied Agent (a
type of IFA), but simultaneously to make tut-tutting noises if I look like
I'm about to waste money. It look's like a no-win situation for them, no?


Tuesday 11th August 2009

The railway club decided to hold their committee meeting in the office
adjacent to mine, meaning I couldn't go home at the time I needed to, get any
of my own work done, or access cash for food. They let me butt in when they
realised the washing-up materials were stashed behind them, just as they were
starting, which caught me a bit on the hop.

New rope on the rope fence; chain previously found for untouched.

Asked for a lift from the Agent X, under the erroneous impression that it
would be quicker than walking. His follow-on meetings lasted even longer than
the committee meeting itself.


Wednesday 12th August 2009

'Bit of a panic after a routine search appeared to show that one of my
closest friends had moved to Newcastle. On closer examination of the file,
her address was listed by the current postcode only, and most other addresses
happened to be in full and in Newcastle.

This reminds me that do not see my friends as often as I ought. I ought to go
round. I will.

Contacted my current clients, too. One in Swindon has pointed me in the
direction of another in Swindon, who agrees, and will call back. One in
Salisbury is delighted I called (which is good because I should have called
earlier) but busy now and asked me to call back this evening.

Realised (yesterday) that my Grant application, although it lists [the
requirements of] a contract of employment (with myself) and a health & safety
policy, it does not require me to include them in my posting of the "voucher"
[form], which means I can get on much faster than expected.

I've discovered what's wrong with my mouse: "Select" (the leftmost button) is
slow to respond, and does not like being held down. While I can use "Adjust"
on RO, for XP the outlook is not so rosey.


Opening-up the mouse, the microswitch concerned (as if electronic components
are ever concerned about anything) is covered with a layer of fine dust, from
the most-pressed button's lower plastic prodding part.

The part of the PCB the switch is on flexes more than the rightermost switch,
and perhaps the plastic actuator is worn down [up]. But, as usual, merely
taking it apart and putting it back together again seems to cure the fault.
(Thus saving �50 over calling out an engineer to do the same thing...)


Remembered to call back a client (!) exchanged details, sent email back by
phone, after getting cut off halfway through call because the browsing bundle
I brought earlier didn't take, subsequently swallowing most of my credit
without telling me.

They want to pay me more than I asked for: The customer is always right.

Will now need to self-promote before I get my shiny new freephone number, so
I will ask a friend further afield if she can be an answering service for a
bit; if not, it's another friend's mobile number for a week or two, because
it's got to be something, and time is short.


Thursday 13th August 2009 (just gone midnight)

Completed the Grant "voucher". To qualify, work must be 16 hours a week or
over. Meanwhile, to qualify for the earlier B7, work must be under 16 hours a
week. Ah.

Never mind, a simple solution appears in the difference between trading start
and work start dates. Trading start is 24/7/'09, so [employee] work start is
13/8/'09. That should work. I'll get this changeover seamless yet.

The gap between them covers the disputed overpayment of JSA, due to the DWP
trying to fine me �120 for finding work, which is, thus far, unpaid.


At the end of XP's defragmentation sessions, invariably one file takes a minute
or so to move: $UsnJrnl. What's that and what does it do?


'Going through 2008 areas subarea-by-subarea; looking for bits worthy to
shift into the context area. (Starting at) 2008b(,) done now, and compressing...

That's probably as far [forward in time] as the archive-generation/conversion
needs to go for the moment. It can all give way to backups for the time
being: There's a system swap in the wings, afterall!

It now being Silly O'Clock in the morning and there being no 24Hr shops
within 4 miles, I got two snack bars (shortbready things) from the vending
machine on the station platform. A small sparrow darted out ahead of me, and
then disappeared into a drain grate. This turned out to be a rat. No cute
wildlife 'round 'ere.


Prepared the business website for update. Only minor changes; some small bits
of news, and the new email address.

Feeling rather tired now, and I may have to lie down for a bit.


Thursday 13th August 2009 (early afternoon)

Right then, so that's the Grant application sent off - without the associated
documentation, because it's associated, not accompanying, which gives me
another weekend to get it ready. Sent by Special Delivery, to arrive by 1300
tomorrow. The T&C don't specify Special Delivery specifically, but they do
say 'must be signed for on delivery and tracked, and the Post Office has only
one service that provides both.

Came back to the office to discover the outer main door open: Am I losing my
mind from fatigue so much that I would leave things shoddy like that? No, one
of The Others came in just as I left.

I am, however, very tired, and I don't think in a fit state to swap over the
FDDs, which is a pity, as I have just cleared enough desk space.


Thursday 13th August 2009 (afternoon)

Taking around half an hour, typed my drafted 'n' printed email back into the
[railway] station's intercafe', where all the drives are broken and most of
the keyboard props have been broken off. I propped the keyboard on the [LCD]
monitor base, and that worked quite well - if I didn't, the keyboard sloped
away from me -- most awkward.

'Was just getting into it when the office clown joined me.

Managed to leave after almost exactly half an hour, and went back to the
peace of the office, unfortunatly followed almost immedjatly by the office
clown.

I have to go home now anyway.
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Postby freedom » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:34 pm

Saturday 15th August 2009 (afternoon)

Just swapped the FDDs. Last time I dismantled the thing, I found the FDD
right next to the HDD. This time I found both held in by only one screw, and
the front of the case held on by an unnecessary number. So I took two off the
fa�ade and stiffened-up the two main drives. The less important CD and DVD
drives both have two screws each. Unable to remove the FDD from the rear
because of bad design of the internal layout, found I could slide it out by
the front. Put in the new FDD in the bay above, and shifted the clip-fit
blanking plate down, to put some space between the main drives.

Found the white faceplate of the old FDD unclips, and tried swapping it with
the black one of the new drive. They are of the same type, but the black one
has a hole for it's activity indicator LED, whereas the old one has a window,
and I'm not going to fiddle around bending the LED leads for minor cosmetic
purposes.

PC powered-up okay afterwards...

Formatted a MsDos disk in the RPC and tried verifying it in the PC.
After some fiddling around to find the right options for a proper
verification instead of a quick check-the-disk's-in-the-drive one,
passed that. Then, just to make sure the PC hadn't manage to
cock something else up, reverified it in the RPC. Disc verified.

Tried transferring a large file from RPC to PC, renaming, transferring to HDD,
transferring back, comparing - identical.

So that's a fix, then.


Much searching yesterday proved that the DVD-playing software on my
PC is definitely pirated; previously I assumed it either came with the
DVD drive, eg as a free download, or it was contained within it and
downloaded to the computer upon request.

It's Cyberlink PowerDVD, which costs around �30. I don't really need this,
particularly as I can't capture screenshots. Reading the help to get the
version number I have, though, I found that I can turn off hardware
acceleration to enable screen capture. I did this, screengrabbing works, and
there is no detectable drop in performance. It'd be nice if my speakers
worked properly, now.

Still, I didn't buy this machine to loaf about watching films, even though
I have no other DVD player.


When I swapped over the drives, I also took the opportunity to shift the
[external] speaker between and behind the equipment, instead of off to one
side. This should tidy abit more desk space.

This may need a bit more shifting-around of cables, though.


'Time to start shifting not-particularly-often-required office supplies
homeward-bound, before it gets too dark and the crazies make secure ferrying
of valuables too risky. Fight, yes: Fight-'n'-squash, no.



Sunday 16th August 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

Just spent the last 11 (eleven?!) hours creating a version of the 3D-effect
RISC OS cog logo in true 3D, in POV.

I have some small demos ready:

Image This looks just like the regular flavour spinning cog.

Image This one spins on a different axis.

Image And this does both, giving a different orientation to each "side", and a kind
of walking motion to boot.

Just to further amaze, they all start with the same frame, and they are the
simplest of possible tests. Here's a still from a better test:

Image

-And that's just the beginning... and an insomnia cure... (snore, cough-) Which
has distracted me from the promotions bits, and my accounts for the DWP.


Inspite of feeling tired and all that, worked through into the morning, then
dismantled a bit of scrap jiggery-pokery that used to be a tape deck before
the office clown managed to break it. I was interested in how the motors and
mechanical parts were attached to the subassembly, and how this was
manufactured cheaply and precisely. I found it was - despite appearances -
mainly clip-together, push-on parts, with some of those glued, a small number
of small screws, and two high quality metal bearings fused somehow directly
into the subassembly, which was of pressed metal sheet - analogous to a PCB
for an electronic assembly.

I had a secondary in removing the sharp bits of the item so it could be
binned safely. I now had an increased manufacturing-technology knowledge, and
a pile of bits. I bagged the re-usable ones, and the surplus I arranged into
a surrealist still life type photographic composition. It's on flickr now:

Image

I left that as-was after photographing, to see what The Others would make of
it. However, so far, only the office clown has been in, and he just moved it
to one side without comment. Perhaps mad things do not seem remarkable to
those that actually are mad.


Monday 17th August 2009

Royal Mail's tracking services says my ultra-high priority package (the Grant
application) is still "progressing through their network". It was supposed to
be there last week!

This is too slow: I'll have to send another copy, and an explanation. One
thing, though, I'll be able to claim back the cost of the �5 postage.

With all this archival, and data organisation, I've neglected my current
backups! So I'm doing an interim backup, incase anything goes poof while I'm
running the main backups: Never trust PCs.


'Found, after much searching, the Rotary Watches website. It is(, groan):
rotarywatches.com

Their Aquaspeed range seems to be the one with the sliderules. Of the three
small dials in the watchface, two show only the hour hand repeated over 24Hrs
instead of an am/pm indicator, and the second hand, presumably to avoid
cluttering-up the main display. The third small dial is the chronograph,
which turns out to be a minute-second timer.

Excusable advert:

AGB00012/C/04
Gents bracelet watch with black stainless steel case and bracelet,
chronograph, date, black index dial. The slide rule case allows for
calculations at the turn of the dial.


Still yet to find instructions for the slide rule, which appears to be
specialised toward navigational calculations afforded by the clock and timer,
ie navigational/(aero)nautical/orienteering uses.

someone on a watch forum wrote:Apparently you can calculate amongst other things fuel used, speed and rate
of climb or decent. It came with instructions but after the first couple of
sentences my brain exploded.


That and something about Navitimer Homage.


Wednesday 19th August 2009

There appeared to be a break-in attempt at the office, but the office clown
has explained that he did this whilst sanding, claiming that "the wood
melted". There is a two-foot hole in an exterior door, several hinges have
been levered off the timber, and what looks like jemmying attempts, plus
miscellaneous scraping.

The leaseholders have an obligation to repaint the exterior of the building
every 2/3 years, because it's listed. This year only one person volunteered,
and he is mentally ill and does not understand what painting means.

The amount of information requested "as quickly as possible please" by the
DWP is mindblowing. I will take out consequential loss insurance when posting
it back, and ask for another week.


Thursday 20th August 2009

Somehow managed to scrape together the HUGE amount of data the DWP asked for,
and sent it off, by Special Delivery, with consequential loss insurance,
incase the DWP pretend to lose it and then try to fine me. I asked for '�257,
but they said it was easier to insure to �1000, or rather "up to �1000",
which is much the same thing, I suppose.

Relieved for this arduous task to be over, I returned to the office to find
the office clown making a racket outside, hammering the paint off the outside
of the building. At least he [inadvertently] waited until I didn't need the
quiet so intensely.

And now for a spot of light shopping, (and who goes shopping for light, apart
from moths?) some board maintenance, and the second promo run.

It probably doesn't matter the sanding is being done by an idiot in a hurry -
that's the sort of people who built Chippenham in the first place [in
reference to the town's ancient buildings (the modern ones are built by
professionals... the town planning for them is by idiots.)].


The Job Centre, when I phoned them from one of their phones, in another Job
Centre, said they've attached a note to my file saying my post is on it's
way, rather than extend my deadline, which would be more efficient.


Picked up some Golden Wonder "Nation's Noodles" to see how they compare
against Pot Noodle. They're a similar price - 50p - although that is
discounted down from 83p as an introductory offer.

Made in Yorkshire by Symington's, says the small print... "Golden Wonder"
trademark & logo used under license. Hang on a minute, isn't that the same
company that makes "Go! Noodles" (Cf. Pg14, Wednesday 15th April 2009),
whilst pretending to be Chinese?... Yes!

When I next have time for internet access, I will go to their all-British
thenationsbest.co.uk website and grumble about it.

I wonder if the Chinese would think of "Go! Noodles" as counterfeit goods?
(Like they care.)


One of The Others asked me to keep the door to the middle secure office
unlocked today, as he will be to-ing and fro-ing a lot. This reminds me he is
like a child, in that I have to lock and unlock my own door whenever I go
through it. It's like living in a ship - you can't leave the doors open and
trust the sea / other sailors not to wander in when they feel like it.


WHAT IT'S LIKE GETTING OLDER

Short answer: Dunno yet.

Long answer: I wanted to write something like this when I'm older, when I was
younger, so here's an early stab:

When you're young (ie a child, say 6-12), you are smaller and weaker than
everyone else, and you know less.

When you're midway (ie 13-24 for male people and in theory 12-18 for female
people) you think you know everything.

When you're an adult (25-38 so far for me) you realise you weren't
questioning what you knew, and eventually you realise you know very little
(and so does everyone else (for different reasons this time around)).

When you're 35-38 and you do a little exercise, your strength increases
massively. and I really do mean massively - the people who bullied you in
school - you can pick them up and throw them through a window, over a wall,
through a wall if it's like the walls we have in the office here (and through
a wall is cheaper than through a window, particularly if it's one of yours).

The people that did bully* you in school, are by then, well, most of them are
dead, because if you go around beating people up indiscriminately you get
beaten up, and if you get beaten up all the time you get dead. Most of the
others can't remember they were bullies, and think you were all great
friends, particularly down the Pub, where you now have the choice of buying
them a drink or throwing them through the window, depending on how you feel.

Generally, however, by this late stage you're past caring too, because you've
met a lot of other people since, both better and worst. You've also
experienced a lot worse pain since your schooldays, which makes your
childhood pain seem less bad than it did at the time.

Similarly, things are pretty bad in school, but adults say their schooldays
were the best of their lives. How can this be? Simple, even though life in
school is crummy, life after school is even worse. SNAFU.


Also, you are expected to take on responsibility, ie running the world
collectively, or your bits of it individually, usually by working or
participating in some sort of community project, or even just pottering around
in the garden: The world is full of gardens: Somebody made them, and various
adults keep them maintained. Also also, when you are ready for responsibility
and due respect of your knowledge, you won't get it. When you're completely
cheesed off about this, people will start asking you why you haven't done
anything about it. (Because you can't, until...)

When your are older, and/or earning paper folding stuff, you appear to get
richer, but you don't get richer easy, you get easy credit. It's all on
credit, or at least that's how it appears to work with my friends: I'm still
poor.

Supposedly when you get very old (90+ ?) you can be pseudo-disabled, but...
nothing like that has happened to me so far along. Although, if 50 really is
the new 40, it'll muck up my accounts. ie, If the glass is half-empty there's
still nearly two-thirds of it left, etc. (And if it's half-full, that'll
teach you to be an optimist.)

This essay needs work.


'Left the printer chugging away printing number strips - 10 prints in all...


Friday 21st August 2009 (Silly O'Clock)

Broke off promotional remongering to fiddle about in POV some more. Made the bits
of the RISC OS London Show logo "fly" (spinning 3D stuff).

And now to get back to the promotional remongering that I should have been
doing in the first place...


________________________
*Mindful of what Blackadder asked megalomaniacs; "were you bullied in school?"
I asked around when I was in school (Blackadder was on then), and found out
what I suspected: Everybody was bullied in school**, or at least everybody
vaguely sociable. The bullies were bullied by older kids, the older kids
were bullied by the staff, the staff were bullied by other staff, etc.
Someone completely different reported similar results about Scottish football
grounds.

**This could be just the school I went to, though.
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Postby freedom » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:16 pm

Friday 21st August 2009

My SD/USB reader arrived today!

I plugged it into my RPC with default LRT settings, and it worked first time!

Now to try it in my phone....

Appears to be the same sized slots... fits -ish- but not recognised by the
phone. microSD, 1Gb, 8 connectors, no gap in.

Phone says "memory card inserted", then removed, because it springs out
again... have to hold it in, er... no effect.

Gotta hold the outside flap [of the phone's port], ram it in, and
squeeze-hold it closed. Maybe an Orange card would be thicker... I'll try one
later.


Okay; managed to copy photo from phone to memory card, took card out of phone
and put in reader, put reader in RPC, instantly automatically mounted and
opened root.

Found the directory:
MassFS::SD/MMCReader.$.IMAGES~1.TEST~1

And all my files in there.
Found along the way that my new replacement homescreen is an
inefficiently-large size, so I'll have to fix that.

1Gb, 10Mb (1%) used.

Let's see if the PC can read it, next... and maybe useful for transferring
files from other PCs?...

This could really speed things up; instead of having to wait ages
for a PC to boot up / recognise media, and transfer between PC and RPC.

Now, why won't the simple USB sticks play ball?
Perhaps this is a different format... that's gotta be it
- I'll try a disc reader next...
Maybe I can overwrite the new format to an existing stick;
what format will the PC say the stick is?

Off to the library to download prior existing data to bog-standard floppies
until tests complete...

Soon I'll be transferring direct between intercafes and RPC!?

Need details of the manufacturer - so I can recommend this to my RO friends.
-WAUG first.

Can't, or can't yet, transfer from card to phone - it says it doesn't
recognise the format and ask to reformat [denied!]. However, it can read the
format - what sense does that make?

And it won't transfer the messages to the card, but it will to the SIM.

So a SIM card reader is needed as well - if the reader won't read SIMs as
well.


"Select" Mousebutton is playing up again. 'I'll have to wedge something in
there.


Transferred file from PC to RPC. 'Went very well, although !MassFS ticked me
off for removing the stick without dismounting first - that should be
automatic, instead of throwing a grumble!!

So there we are - no more problems transferring large files, or photos
from my cameraphone.


Sunday 23rd August 2009

PC says USB reader disc format is "FAT". Not FAT32, or FAT16, just FAT.
Iexpect it means FAT16.

Transferred files direct from local paid intercafe neighbours, direct
to RPC, using the new USB reader stick.

Tried to download AVIcreator source. Did that - but no sourcecode included!
Will have to grumble to them about that! Back to static analysis of sample
files, I suppose. Meanwhile, 'did manage to get C source for a JPEG to AVI
creator, so that will help.

Here is some dialogue from yesterday:

"Ding-dong!"
"Yes?"
"Hello, I'm trying to give away money, and I was wondering
if you might be interested in a supplementary income?"
"Er, no thanks."
"Okay, bye."

I thought �60/Hr was a good offer, but you can't give it away
these days, it seems. And they say unemployment is up.

I am trying smaller and smaller houses until someone says yes.

I passed by the St. John's Ambulance guy, out trying to get people to
give him money. If I gave him some, would St. John's Ambulance answer
the phone for me? Probably not.


Monday 24th August 2009

Things are moving rapidly today: Having found that Royal Mail have still lost
track of both my Grant applications, I phoned the DWP's Bristol office to
check if they've received them. They have, or at least they've got one of
them, and they also advise the application is ineligible (most probably).

So I will have to make an appointment to switch from JSA to SEC (Self
Employment Credit) at the Job Centre. This will be for a Grant to develop my
silly walk.

I tried ringing round secretarial services, and the first one I (re-)tried
quoted me �10/month line rental with �0.55/minute answering service - the
cheapest I've found by a very long way!

So instead of continuing with my ring-round, I'm off down to their offices as
soon as I finish with the DWP.


I've just got back from bath, and I now have a new phone number, and a
secretary (of sorts) (Julie).

I updated the website while I was in bath (doubtless surprising Julie when
she goes online), and spotted that I've missed the photographer's web link
from the site -- I've added that now too!

And now I shall be merrily designing/printing away, getting the new
number on the now-redesigned promotional material, and ready for the
promo run tomorrow morning.

The secretarial service runs from inside an Estate Agent's, and as Estate
Agencies are in my sights, I'll leave off badgering them for the time being.


Tuesday 25th August 2009 (very early morning)

Working straight through the night, first drafting and then getting on
with other tasks while the printer chugs away on long print runs.

Got 20 new version business cards done, now doing a print run of 10 sheets of
2 "promfolios" (promo[tion(al)] portfolios). Then to check ink levels, and do
another run of 10.

While all that going on, over-taped the straps joining the boards. It's not
really feasible clean them as such, and they're quite worn by now anyway.
Over-taping produced a startlingly clean & fresh, newish, look.

Went very well, or at least I did until I ran out of white tape - and I
thought I'd ensured stock levels were high on that front: Clearly I haven't
considered all areas of stock.

Used the lightbox to align-assemble the new phone number overlay strips to go
on the boards, skipping the top board overlays for now, to save time.


Tuesday 25th August 2009 (early morning)

'Getting really tired now.

Got - Ithink - 40 promfolios, in various stages of drying, curing, and
bursting (cropping physical sheets).

Had a problem with slicing the crop marks off on the first
horizontal/vertical process, then not having any crop marks visible for the
second process. Solved this by taping a cut crop slice onto the first process
result. Tutorial online now!

Later to do a grey-background' laminated sheet for my back protector, so I
can carry advertising while training too.

Have to go for a lie down... duct tape shops just opened, but they've just
had a "raid" on the tape section, so sought various data and enquired with
them: They say some more'll come in this evening.

Got the backprotector square in draft form.

I've put the protector cover thingy into the up position on the RPC - now I'm
using the FDD less and the CD drive has a CD permanently in it, so it's good
to simply workflow wherever possible.


Wednesday 26th August 2009 (afternoon)

Downloaded much taxi and estate agent geoinfo at the free intercafe'.

Also much flickr and bluetooth helmet data - an unexpectedly long, three hour
session.


Thursday 27th August 2009 (noon)

Freshly-washed from last night, "ready" to go out promoting - or at least
that's the plan.

Had to borrow some cash from my parents in order to keep afloat for supplies
and possible travel (but only down to bath) while in the promotional run.
Shared their taxi down town for extra speed.

Digested the taxi / estate agency data from yesterday, into quick-reference
map printouts, and a list of estate agents. Fortunately, they're virtually
all packed in along the New Road / Bridge / High Street / Market Place line,
in Chippenham, so no specific memorising required!

I will use my printout mainly as a ticklist, to make sure I don't miss any.

'Have to nip over to the station intercafe', with my "magic stick", for
supplementary data on estate agents in bath.

Found from earlier, some RISCOS POVray bits from Arcade BBS - and some of
them are StrongARM compatible, so we'll see how that compares with the creaky
old PC (later on!).

I'm trying taking my blog workflow entirely from RPC to internet connection
to RPC... I'll still have to preprocess with MsWord though, until I can
find/write a better textfile spelling checker and an up-to-date dictionary!

I've run it through Impression Junior - now let's see if MsWord picks up
anything else... Not anything signifigant, no, although seeing things on a
different display type helps proofreading, and I can do that easier in RO
also. One thing, though: I can update the blogfile directly on the stick
instead of transferring it around - that saves time.
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Postby freedom » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:43 am

Thursday 27th August 2009 (evening)

Just paid half the [office] rent, and - fingers crossed - I'll be able to pay
the rest and make back some of my shiny new debt by the end of the month, or
at least be in a position to know when I'll be able to do that.

Earlier on, took stock of how many promfolios I have left after the
Chippenham Estate Agents' blitz, and printed as many more as I have coated
paper stock for (24).

Earlier still on, I downloaded & printed-out information on Self-Employment
Credit, ready for my appointment, or rather my next Signing, now, tomorrow
morning. I will make a back-claim pending my JSA claim remaining invalid. And
if it isn't invalid, that'll pay up instead. Only one of them can be valid;
it doesn't matter which.

Talking of which -Ouch- I'll now have to fill in my B7, which ought to
show in excess of 16Hrs/wk this week, for nil personal income (or any income,
for that matter).

Much painting now going on at the office, with the Landlord being forced to
chip in because nobody-else will. I ended-up plant-pulling to make way from
more painting.

Went for a second internet session, at the paid intercafe, to quick find info
on the Chippenham River Festival, at which someone thought it would be a good
idea for me to be at.

Also phoned the festival organisers to notify them that I would be turning
up: Since the organiser of the Chippenham Folk Festival grumbled that I
didn't. The organisers tried to ban me from the park on Health & Safety,
licensing, and insurance issues, although this is probably nonsense because
there's a public Right of Way through there. They believe that stiltwalkers
do not count as human pedestrians, whereas dogwalkers (and dogs!) do. 'Will
humour them and ask the council in the morning, though - largely out of
politeness.


Friday 28th August 2009

Applied at the Job Centre to swap from JSA to SEC. The hours on my B7 mean I
must Sign Off anyway, and now they tell me that SEC is not guaranteed. I
don't see why not: I furfill all the conditions, and it's an extension of
JSA, which is guaranteed.


Looked for Go! Noodles in Tescos, but they've, er, gone. Found some Tesco
Value noodles instead, at 24p each, this time in a little pot, but probably
otherwise identical to their 8p packet noodles.

Obtained Health & Safety clearance to walk through the park, from Wilts
Council. This means there is less need for me to ask the Town Council for
permission to walk down the High Street, which I wasn't going to ask anyway,
not least because they might refuse, and also because in order to ask, I'd
have to walk down the High...

Notified the festival organisers of this, which apparently they had worked
out for themselves by then.


Went down to bath and started pestering Estate Agents there in a continuation
of the promotional run.

At the first and last ones, I ended-up meeting them on their doorsteps, and
was rapidly turned down at each. Everyone's used to turning people down on
doorsteps, I imagine. The first one had a buzzer to upstairs offices and I
tried to save time when someone came down; the last was packing up A-Boards
and I caught them halfway. Strangely when I/someone go(es) to the trouble of
getting all the way into their offices, they are generally much more
receptive, which is quite odd, and could be helpful to doorstep sellers:
Enter the premises, and you'll get listened to fairly. 'Might not be a good
idea with residential premises and non-B2B pitches though... Still,
'interesting.

Lots and lots of estate agents. There are forty-odd in bath (apparently), and
I ticketed maybe twenty of them. I think I'll stop with the estate agents for
the time being: I'll look a bit silly making one from each town stand above
the others, if half a dozen from each town call after the Bank Holiday.

That said, I can mitigate two or three simultaneous ones by advertising in
different areas at different times, and indeed I have to do this anyway so
the public don't become used to the advertising method.

Various other people showed interested, and I gave some of those promfolios
too. I also chased-up a dormant potential client in the shape of a Pub.

The first thing I did, though, once I got to bath, was to hunt for
Somerfields (for shampoo) where I was sure I found a similar shop months
before. However, that turned out to be a Superdrug. After I had finished with
my run, I tried the old bus depot on London Road, that's been turned in a
supermarket. That was a Morrisons: Bugger!

Looking it up now, I see there's a branch half a mile further down London
Road, just in St. Saviours Road.


Found that Burdell's Yard, a nightclub-type venue that a friend had opened
after extensive expensive renovation, is being auctioned off in a few days,
which is probably a bad sign.

Just briefly called my new line, to see what happens when nobody's (probably)
there: It rings. Good: I was worried there'd be a disconnected tone or
something. I'm promised a mailbox later - I'll ask if they can do a divert to
me mobile out of hours.


Saturday 29th August 2009

Much preparation - and a bit of a lie-in (I need my sleep afore today) - and
I trotted off down to the first Chippenham River Festival to check out the
layout, mounting points, and ground firmness / mud.

I took some photos, which I have put on flickr. To browse them, click (or
whatever) on the mini-panorama below:
Image

Brought some food-fuel (which I can claim off against tax under the same
legislation cycle-taxi rickshaw thingies use). I can't really afford to, but
then I can't afford not to - it is an essential for this type of work.

I returned to the office, and, after continuing preparation, got down to the
festival and mounted from a secluded (and rather awkward) bench at around
1630BST.

I bumped into the festival organiser, and also the nextdoor neighbour I met
at Trowbridge Festival last month, having not seen him in the interval.

He's working as a steward at this one, and was apparently with the organisers
when I phoned them a few nights ago. Does everyone live in each others' shoes
around here?


There was a bit of a hiatus in proceedings around 1700BST. The majority of
the early attractions started packing up, which gave the event a kind of
closing-down feel, although it ought to have been only halfway through the
first day. The crowd picked up on this before the organisers, and thinned
out. Then the organisers noticed, and reacted to the disappearing crowd by
closing early, at 1800BST instead of 2100BST. They brought what events they
could forward, and that was that.

I know this because while I was waiting to grumble to the organiser about the
packing-up effect, several of his helpers turned up and they had a
mini-meeting on this subject. I told some friends I made, and ten minutes
later it went out over the PA system.

I dismounted and left at 1730BST.

The Landlord, busy painting as I returned, made the very good point of what
will happen when all the people waiting to see the evening events turn up?

Detouring past the festival site on my way home, most things were packed
away, except for the security detail parked in the Doom Tent, watching kids
on mini quad bikes (part of the festival) zoom about the park.


Sunday 30th August 2009

Looked around the High Street and Monkton Park today; some people about but
not very crowded. Took some more photos.

45 Minutes quick board-walk with the stilts, 1615-1700, accosting a single
taxi driver along the way with a single promfolio, as passed the rail station
taxi rank.

Viking burning brought forward to 1730 "due to the weather". Er, that's daylight.

Back to the office for a quick change and more water. Put away the boards and
put on the upgraded back protector, with advertising on the back.

Only another 40 minutes down at Monkton, though, because the festival closed
(very) early, at 1800 again! 1740-1820. Took a break on a bench in the middle
of that, talking to some people. Spent much of the rest of the time after
that treading ground, watching ThinkBikes.com bouncing around.

Because it was overcast, rather than dark, put my flashing lights on.
Someone stopped by me. "D'y'know your light's on?"
"Yes." (And hey, look: There's a boat on fire over there.)
We're all stuck pretending it's dark now: It's a conspiracy.


Tuesday 1st September 2009 (morning)

Occupation: Waiting for the phone to ring...
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Postby freedom » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:29 am

Wednesday 2nd September 2009

Set up a flickr group on the river festival, and on suggestion, another one
for the local river Avon in general. Uploaded all the photos I took over the
weekend, added metadata.

Tested my new answering service: Results very good: Answered in business
name, brief friendly polite telephone style ( = no extended call charges),
only kept me hanging on so I could confirm details with their records. email
Came through 4 minutes after call. No previous messages so far.

Did some fiddling around with my money supply to release cash for continuing
the promotional run. Also managed to buy some more handwash, of which the
office is running low.

'Will be able to prod the DWP tomorrow morning.


Got the new front board bits ready for the promotional run continuation
tomorrow, and just printed. Now to assemble, with recycled prior advertising:
The standard Advantage6 main front, with a strip for the London Show along
the bottom.

Quite a bit of overdue filing, tending to be taking unfiled material and
either putting it to be filed, or filing it by labelling it in a new docwal
[document wallet], or file-labelling it with instructions on how to file it
when time is available. Complex, tedious, and indeed procrastinastic though
it sounds, it is infact significant progress on from the "hopefully lying
around on a desk" filing-status that it was before. And aside from that, it
releases two-thirds of a "spare" desk.

While filing away a copy of my Business Plan & Cashflow Forecast, made notes,
and 'now have a draft of my first Quarterly Report! It all helps. Actual
report due out Wednesday 16th September 2009.


Thursday 3rd September 2009

Found a branch of Business Link in Chippenham in The Phone Book, but
they've moved, apparently. Noticed Empire Photography appear to sell display
banners on scrim of PVC sheet.

Prodded the DWP about SEC. They cited the reasonable excuses of the Bank
Holiday weekend and something about a postal strike. They say the JSA arrears
of aprx a month's worth, ie �257, will be released when my forms reach them,
and to call again on Tuesday. They also say they don't "lose" things
(they're) in St. Austell anymore (probably down to me).

Went back down the road to Empire Photography, whom apparently close at four.
Noticed a Sign Solutions van, with no URL nor known phone numbers on the
side. Wondered if it was Steve's van, then bumped into him further down the
road. Apparently The Others' rumour about him moving to Bumpers Farm
[Industrial Estate] are true; he's "just past Wicks", which would put him
near the entrance roundabout. His new phone numbers are 01249 705863 and
07789 6565 340 - that's for google - I ought to charge a fee for this sort of
thing - google just loooves this blog.

Anyways, he apparently has a good range of sheet material in stock and
adaptability experience for alternatives. I will visit him Monday, and bring
in current samples of what I'm using at the moment, and I also have to
discuss possible future (ie, very big,) boards.


Because of my tedious occasional need to sleep, and the forecast for the
morrow that is even better than yesterday's for today, I will put the
promotional work forward to Friday, and stuff any remaining preparation into
today. I will also go after outlying businesses in Chippenham, on Saturday.

While talking to the Landlord about estate agents, outside the office, as I
was leaving and he was arriving, we were interrupted by a loud scraping
noise, as an incoming driver took out the side panels of her very-expensive
looking car, squeezing past the gatepost. She apologised to us for banging
the post, then saw her car, and held her head in her hands for a while, and
thus the rest of the traffic up behind her.

On the bright side, the gate post is completely undamaged. -As if that helps.
Maybe someone should paint black strips on the thing.


Friday 4th September 2009

Took some of the buffer-against-tax money out of my business account - this
is a last resort really. Picked up some essential food, much of which I have
offset against tax as fuel.

Long stiltwalk in bath, which it later became apparent had burned two holes
right through my tyres. No actual harm done, though.

Started up James Street, passing by all the estate agents I had promo'ed last
week, and some I hadn't got 'round to. Continued through the densest
concentration of agencies around Queens Square, then detoured into the [Royal
Victoria] Park, discovering after a short while that I had infact gone into
the carpark area. Found a cut-through into the actual park, cursing under my
breath that it'd better not have steps, and found... steps.

This of course is my standard methodology result of not buying a decent map,
or at least an up-to-date one.

The steps started out as low, with long gaps to the next bit up, which was
okay, then the gaps became shorter and turned into proper steps, which was a
problem. I couldn't go backwards because I don't know how to in such a
confined space, and I didn't see that coming because the steps went round a
corner.

So: up the steps, reaching the top, then a slippery bit with wet leaves, but
they hadn't rotted yet, so that was okay, then a bit of a dip that sent me
wobbling over backwards a bit. That could have been very nasty; a backwards
fall at the top of some steps, but I managed to recover, and went up the path
to a signpost collection, which I rested on, panting and swearing quietly and
heavily.

Along Royal Avenue (a road through the park), then up a inclined grassy bit,
then onto the path below the Royal Crescent (Gravel Walk), then up another
path to just before the crescent itself, and onto Brock Street.

Decided to go up the very-posh alleyway/path of Margaret Buildings (Ithink),
stopping by a cafe' for a spin, answering the queries of passer's-by, etc
etc, then into Circus Place and managing to get a bit lost, before finding my
way back down into the Circus, where I would have got sooner if I stayed on
Brock Street.

Down Gay Street, which is the road downhill South from The Circus, into
George Street with it's dense concentration of estate agents, and just
avoiding a horse and carriage affair (two horses infact), and crossed the
street to surprise an agency I still have had the opportunity to introduce
myself to on the ground [literally] yet. Turned around so they could read the
advertising targeted at them, which they got to view for quite a while, as a
Japanese tourist with a camcorder asked to film me for a bit.

Back across the street, passing by the 'orses going down Milsom Street, and
[I went] up the very-steep Lansdown Road. Then it got steeper, and I decided
to bail and come back down, and escaped along the Paragon.

Some people thought I looked about 22. I informed them that I am 38. "Wearing
well," they concluded. It's all good.

Onto the very-busy London Road, and across the [traffic] box (gotta revise
about those things) onto Bathwick Street, across the very narrow Cleveland
Bridge. Because the bridge is so narrow, I have to cross in the middle of the
lane (otherwise I'd end up in the drink), but I go as fast as I can, and
strangely there is no other traffic on my side.

Up the Beckford Road, to a non-existent estate agency (damn google maps), and
so back down the hill, passing a long line of HGVs. One of them shouted
something at me while I was going up the hill (I'm at the same height as
truck drivers), but I was too busy checking my mirror and letting other
traffic past to respond. Oh, and balancing inbetween.

Past the estate agents that my answering service lives in, and into Pulteney
Street via Daniel St & Sutton St. No right turn there, so onto the pavement,
staying as far away from the nasty spiky railings with the two-storey drops
as possible.

With some relief, back onto the road down Pulteney Street. Over the very-nice
(no low railings here) Pulteney Bridge, and into Grand Parade.

Going down Grand Parade -which is a cliff by a sharp drop to a weir in the
Avon- the wind picked up significantly. I thought it best, seeing as I was
wearing a sail at the time, to stop and cling on to a bus stop pole.

Waited for the wind to drop, which it didn't. After a while I made a break
for it, but going round the corner to get away from the cliff, encountered
the 'orses again, this time parked.

The horse on the pavement side managed to turn around in his halter, so he
was partly turned-around, and looking over his shoulder at me, with some
concern. These were standard-sized carriage horses, so I was much taller than
they, and I had hooves, making a clip-clop sound as I walked along on two
legs with binocular vision. All in all, a very scary thing for a horse to
see. Their rider/driver was busy reassuring them, and I decided to help by
avoiding them as much as possible, instead of my previous plan of
clip-clopping past them, and making a horsy lip-blow-smacking noise (which
there doesn't appear to be a word for, even though we in the country[side]
hear it all the time), which horses usually reply back to with a snort or by
breaking wind. A bit like rugby players sometimes, horses.

Because of the 'orses, instead of trotting straight down to York Street,
detoured across Cheap Street, across by a large restaurant pretending to be a
roadside cafe', then into York Street via Stall Street, in the process
passing over several traditional signpost holders: I'll have to come back and
photograph those signs (so I can take their work), later, when I have some
spare cash, and I'm on the ground. Hopefully next Friday.

Along York Street, passed by a unusually-smiling signpost-holder, bearing
advertising for an Italian ice-cream place, at which I stopped further on.
The owner came out, and I nabbed the friendly-signholder's job.

Down Pierrepont/Manvers (why do they keep changing the street name halfway
along? Is one name not good enough?) and dismounted near the rail station, at
Praxis.

Rushed back to the office, quick swap and back out, arriving back in Bath
around 1700BST.

Did a promo at the estate agents where my secretary is (coincidentally)
based. Remembered to make a note of their name this time: Wild & Lye.

Lots of helpful marketing advice - they are marketeers themselves, afterall.

They thought that targeting estate agents may not be such a good idea
afterall; the image they want to project is of being dependable, and while it
may be possible to be that and zany, projecting a zany image equates in the
public's mind to being the opposite of dependable.

Dropped into and bothered zany Heli-Beds, and was asked to try that again at
their head office in Swindon, where, coincidentally I once had a job
interview, many moons ago.

After walking for half a mile further than I expected, found Somerfields in
the middle of Larkhall, rather than on the edge, just off London Road.

Got two two-for-one two-in-in bottles [two bottles in total]. 'Handy.

This refers to bottles of cheap-but-effective shampoo, which I can't get in
'Nam anymore.

Walked back to Bath-proper, taking a photo of an interesting door along the
way. Vague hunting/noting, without any actual promo-ing.

Walking down Milsom Street, passed a Santa. We looked warily sideways at each
other as we passed, not wanting to shout out anything obvious, probably as we
had both been shouted at quite enough already thankyou. He was accompanied by
a much-amused female person.

Starting to flag a little and thinking of calling it a day, when got chatting
to someone outside The Raven (Pub), whom insisted on buying me a drink. I had
half a Pint of Raven (4.7%/Vol), a variety of mild bitter.

And I really did need that. It pepped me up a lot. He introduced me to his
very-tall friend, whom we talked about as if he was seven foot high. When he
stood up to leave, he turned out to be slightly shorter than me. I feel
rather short-changed, or tall-changed, or something.

Refreshed by all this, and the zany eatery advice at Wild & Lye, I decided to
try my luck at the nearby Mexican "Minibar", where I was made to feel about
as welcome as a bull in a china shop, an unemployed dragon, or an armed
beggar. Charming.

A little more pottering around, this time in the direction of the rail
station, and, trains being what they are, had to stop for a while in the
Royal Hotel's Sports Bar, where I was parched enough to pay for my own drink.

Remembering that Pedicabs in London have some very big fish on their
advertising books, asked the barperson if the hotel - being an already
successful and prominently placed business - still advertises. He referred me
to reception, who referred me to the manager, and apparently they still do,
in the paper.

Short chat about this and a bit of promotion 'n' explanation.

Back to the Sports Bar to wait for train (not that I was expecting it to turn
up in the Bar - this isn't Off The Rails [Weston-super-Mare Pub inside WSM
railway station]).

Dropped off equipment at the office, somehow got myself back home, went
straight to bed.


Saturday 5th September 2009

Slept: Toasted.


Sunday 6th September 2009

Slept through the morning, then decided I'd had enough sleep, and went down
to the office. Someone had injected expanding foam into the ground floor
cavities, and some of the first floor, and it had ballooned outside in huge
globules, as it does. So I sliced off the excess, which worked well enough on
the ground floor, and I reached most of the upstairs level by standing on a
chair and holding onto the eyelet hooks which The Others strap banners to.

However, while the downstairs filling occupied the cavities and the outside,
upstairs only the outside was "filled", which just left an air bubble and a
big hole when I sliced off the unused bits.

Some of the filling had dribbled down the paintwork while it was still in a
liquid state, ruining the finish (again), and some of the excess which I
sliced/pulled off had eaten into more paintwork, and dissolved/corroded that
too.

Tidied that all up, bagged the bits, and went inside to change my
tyre[sock]s, during which some of The Others briefly joined me.

Tyres changed quite quickly, then I simplified the internal layout of my
bumbag, and put on my back protector and other stiltwalking gear.

I walked up to John Cole's Park via Malmesbury Road, and practiced there for
1:20 Hrs, with the aim of practicing jumping and breaking into running.

This however, turned out to be not so simple, although I have invented
another-stupid-gait-that-isn't-running. I managed to jump on both hooves
simultaneously, without hanging onto anything, and without falling over. I
managed, infact, to move forwards whilst jumping, for a sustainable distance;
hence another stupid gait.

I also re-invoked the stupid effeminate skipping gait, this time on grass,
and I discovered the jumping gait produces too much bounce to control (at
-presumably- the moment) when on hard surfaces.

While hanging onto trees with one hand, and then a high fence with both
hands, I managed to break my jumping height record: Previously 6 inches, now
shattered with 2 feet up.�The secret is thumping/pushing actively down with
your feet when in the air, instead of just more-passively start-bouncing.

That got a little scary at times infact, and no wonder, because it would've
put me ten feet up at the peak.

More walking around the park, on and off grass, trying the various techniques
supposed to break me into running. They either didn't work, or produced
results too scary to continue with.

Switched on rear lights, stiltwalked back down Malmesbury Road, switched to
the pavement near the roundabout, switched on hazard warning lights (if I'm
not a hazard I don't know what is), dismounted outside a Pub.

Not much wear on the tyres, but one has slipped sideways a bit and will have
to be re-fitted. This is a problem with the shorter, easily-turnable tyres,
and I will have to go back to full-length ones, because they're more
reliable, easier to fit, and also can be turned; it's all a lot less hassle.
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Postby freedom » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:28 am

Wednesday 9th September 2009 (999 Day)

Very late this morning, the DWP phoned me back with new of when they're gonna
back pay the remaining �200 they agreed to. They told me they have no
intention of paying it back, and -oh, by the way- they've increased the fine
for me getting a job to �450, ie, up by �200.

As I was on the phone, two letters, from the DWP, plopped through the door.
One was my P45, which I don't really need, and a leaflet telling me I don't
really need it, and the other was a letter telling me what they said on the
phone, and that I can appeal etc, and that I can get a payment from the
Social Fund if I don't have enough money to live on.

On the phone, they gave me a number to another DWP division, that I can't
call until Friday because I can't afford outgoing calls.


Then my mother said she needed some gardening done, and would pay me �25 to
do that.


Thursday 10th September 2009

Pruned three shrubs, uprooted a windowboxfull of soil and flowers from a
blockage in a gutter, and collected �25, with which I paid the [commercial]
rent.

Was able to look at the documents I downloaded from the DWP's site yesterday;
a leaflet on the social fund, and the GL24 appeals form. The social fund
means to me, either a budgeting loan or a crisis loan, which appear to be the
same thing, and look like they cover what I need.

Took some photographs on the way in to the office, and later went out hunting
for the mantrap I spotted some time ago when I was working for Betterware.


Friday 11th September 2009

Re-took some photographs that didn't come out well due to the direction of
the light yesterday, then blew 94 pence on some essential supplies.

Tried to break Tiddles' dependence on me opening the door for him by meeting
him earlier than usual, skipping to door-opening bit, but was hampered in
this when someone-else opened the door instead.


Saturday 12th September 2009

Re-took the photographs again (grrr), this time catching a cat on a catwalk
and, embarrassingly, it's owner.

Walked all the way out the Pewsham hamlet to visit a potential client, then
back through Monkton [estate] to the office, taking some photos on the way.

Tried to find another potential client, but she's moved, apparently.


Sunday 13th September 2009

Walked down to the Start of Chippenham Half Marathon.

Took some photos, and asked if I could turn up with sandwichboards again.
Denied (nicely), so it was of on the Bristol Road instead, once all the
runners had gone and they'd packed again the red inflatable "Start" arch.

Out for 2:30 Hrs, including much stiltstanding, and a short mealbreak and
exercise in dexterity, whilst sitting on a wall. Slip on some safety gear,
and simple tasks become a challenge. Like taking a slip of water, when you
have to go by touch and you don't have any grip, and not very much sense of
touch.

Back to the office, fairly tired, fished some unused and unopened doughnuts
out of the bin. Since they had been stored there, instead of the fridge, they
were still fresh, so I popped them in the microwave and starting eating. The
first one smelled a little odd, and the second one smelled strongly of white
spirit, so I stopped that, but then the microwave didn't explode, and the
packet was still sealed, so there must have been only a trace amount, soaked
or gas-transferred in from other parts of the bin. I was probably imagining
it. No ill effects anyway.


On the principle that the more run-down a place looks, the more vandalism,
petty theft, and break-in attempts there are, I started cleaning-up the
driveway and surrounding area.

I picked off large stones and litter, then hoovered the drive with a
builder's hoover, taking the coarse material off first, then scrubbing down
with a stiff brush, which had the effect of covering everything with the
liberated dust. Then I hoovered off the dust, which was much quicker the
second time around, and extended this to the driveway surrounds, bits of
guttering, bits of path, and the edge of the building up to the doorway
drain.

Then a did a quick litterpick over the rear area.

All this took until around 1830BST. I think I started around 1430-1500BST, so
that took 4:00-4:30 Hrs.

It still needs more plant material removing, and a hoover/filter-sort along
the building ground gutter, to remove all the splintered wood and excess
gravel.


I have to go home now, to get some food and sleep, then I'll be back to
process the photographs for flickr upload Monday, and also some filing,
tidying-away, and ergonomic workflow reappraisal in my office space, along
with preparing the paperwork for the DWP, CAB, and probably WDP, on the
morrow.


Monday 14th September 2009

Finished editing the new photos wrote the metadata.

Expanded a potential new client's sample website (not uploaded yet).


Tuesday 15th September 2009 (intermission)

STOP PRESS

All freedom.is related material is suspended.

I'm sure this is a simple technical fault on the part of an automatic
system, and normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
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Postby freedom » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:50 pm

Monday 14th September 2009 (early evening)

During the late afternoon today at the office, I extended yesterday's work by
uncorking the ground-level drain gutter. This is easier said than done
because it's just under the present-day ground level, and only archaeological
evidence suggested it was there at all.

Image

I had to stop when it was only 99% done, because darkness is falling faster
and earlier: Today it was 1930BST dusk and 2000BST virtual darkness. I'll
have to check the precise dictionary meaning of "dusk"; it's when the park
closes.


A few days ago, the Landlord asked me to leave off with the building related
stuff (roughly); yet another breach of the caretakering verbal contract. So,
to square this, I will no longer honour the caretaking verbal agreement. Last
time I tried this, I stopped doing the washing-up, then had to start again
when I needed my own washing-up done. This time, I will keep cleaning the
kitchen, toilet room, semi-secure (office next to mine), and secure (my
office) rooms, do my own cleaning, and nobody else's. This is already covered
under my existing (written) license agreement, ie "keep the designated area
clean & tidy", and "reasonable use of kitchen and sanitary facilities
provided said facilities are kept clean & tidy."

I will also no longer clean nor service other areas of the building, empty
other bins (apart from the semi-secure area), nor any building exterior bits.

I will carrying on with outside "groundwork" beyond the building perimeter,
like litterpicking and weeding, and also any matters of life and death, and
my security responsibilities, already covered by me being a keyholder.

I will resume caretakering if a written contract is drawn up.


This problem, infact, is a perfect example of why written contracts were
invented in the first back: To stop people going back on their word, or at
least to stop them getting away with it when they did.


Tuesday 15th September 2009 (mid afternoon)

Things to do / worry about:
  • Summarise bits with the DWP.
    • Appeal on JSA fine, prepare for via DWP on a GL24, then divert through CAB first.
    • Get ETA of first payment of SEC.
      • Apply for Budgeting Loan to bridge the gap.
  • Do [routine] filing (fairly simple currently), overnight when quieter / when quieter.
  • Do a stocktake; list items to buy when cash available, and calculate
    available abilities and for how long available.
  • Go through remaining prod list of new & past clients.
  • Re-assess what did in past to attract clients, what market these fell
    into, and compare with more recent marketing ideas.
  • Get busy again with the XP swapover and the USB formatter &c.
  • The few remaining spots of groundwork.

Wednesday 16th September 2009

After reference to a wiki history entry, examined the formats of a card
reader performing as a memory stick, and of an existing memory stick, then
analysed the essential parts, and created a program to write them back to a
new target stick. Tested this transferring data between RPC to PC and back
again, and it work's! I've written a FAT16 RISC OS formatter!!

It will need a small amount of fine tuning: Multitasking for the lengthy bit,
ie padding/blanking the first few bytes to 0, a progress bar, and a
specifying box for the disc name, which I don't yet know how to get
automatically.

I will put it into a DrWimp application, then compile and release it.

Files are accepted in DOS format, which means file extensions and MsDos
line-endings as necessary, although using something like !Win95 should take
care of that sort of thing automatically.


Okay; that's going quite nicely: I've modified the !Bar example application
to show a window in the style of the ADFS FDD formatter, with a multitasking
bar that progresses/pauses if a button is clicked. The label of the button
changes appropriately. I'll add in the actual formatter when I've finished
copying the behaviour of the FDD formatter.

I'll publish this as shareware instead of PD; no source, you may freely
download, but appreciation payments, er, appreciated.
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Postby freedom » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:44 am

Wednesday 16th September 2009 (evening)

Went home (from the office) earlish yesterday, and apparently there was an
intruder in the evening, whom chose a packed active well-lit open-plan office
to walk into alone. More details later...


PRESS ON

freedom.is is back up again.

It was suspended yesterday.
The Hosting company says "For some reason this has been done by mistake."

They very-promptly re-enabled the site.


Wikipedia says dusk is when it actually get's dark; twilight is the period
just after sunset and before dusk, when there is still enough light for
day-today activities. I thought dusk was another name for twilight, and used
"nightfall" for what is also dusk. -Which explains why the park stayed open
later than I expected.


Today I removed sandy waste from the Southwest exterior wall of the building.
This turned out to be composed of mortar that has crumbled away over time.
That wall certainly needs re-pointing, which can't be all that expensive. (?)

Desktop-only version (look's pretty, doesn't do anything) of USB Formatter
now using a derivative of the ADFS filer template. ADFS behaviour copied
(virtually, where applicable); new behaviour next to be added.


Thursday 17th September 2009 (just gone midnight)

I knew this would take ages...

Desktop application now done up to the point where the fake bits are
swappable in rather than out.

Okay; all done now (0125BST). It can be downloaded, complete with
instructions, from http://freedom.is/software/fat16.zip
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Postby freedom » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:22 pm

Friday 18th September 2009

Had a very refreshing, and much-needed bath etc, not easy to arrange as cash
& supplies still low.

Went round Job Centre and grumbled about no money coming through,
unreasonable fines, etc.

The Cardiff processing centre has not received the forms, and it turns out
this is because they were either lost at the Chippenham end (probable), or
lost in the post (unlikely).

So they didn't know what to do about that one - I suggested send them again?
But they've lost the copies and supplies of fresh blank forms, so they ask me
to come in Monday and fill out new forms. Fortunately, I later discovered
I have copies of the forms, so that'll save time & botherment.


Meanwhile, application for a budgeting loan advised against - because it
takes weeks, and several weeks' delay is why I need the loan in the first
place. They say a crisis loan, via freephone number. They also give me a
crisis loan form, which they advise against using, because of the delay...
and the claim type: Forms are for household items only; calls may be for
general getting-through type loans, which is what I want.

(No -sorry- the crisis loan forms may be used for simple loans, but they have
to be sent of, which takes time, and risks them being lost (!), whereas a
phone application does not have these problems.)

The crisis loan hotline is just closing, so I'll have to ring back early
morning, Monday.


Passing by the last known business address of a potential client who know's
the value of advertising, I finally tracked her down (roughly): She's moved
to Australia apparently, and she's not in business anymore.

Right - well, that's one less client to worry about. I hope she's happy in
her new sunny lifestyle. Clearly someone who doesn't mess about when shutting
up shop or moving out of town.


Passing by the CAB, it seems they're shut until Monday. They have an advice
line, which I shall ring to see if I can get an appointment that way; on
Monday, when I can afford it (via the Job Centre's phones).


So, in summary, the DWP is unwilling to pay me the money they owe me, some of
which they dispute, but people who owe me money are willing to give me a
loan. Hmmmmm. If I refuse to pay it back, will they take me to Court? It's so
difficult to get the DWP into Court, largely because they have the power of
veto:

"I'll prosecute you for this!"
"It'll have to go to a tribunal, and you need us to send the application."
"Okay, please send it."
"No."

Apparently the way round this is supposed to be to keep asking them for a
tribunal hearing, until they get fed up and comply.

"Ma'am, the defendant has taken out a loan from the plaintiff for
�375, of which he has paid back �75 but refuses to pay the remainder."
"In my defence, I would like to mention that the plaintiff owe's me
�300, which they previously refused to pay."

How would that go? Who knows?
Anyway, the DWP might cave in / cough up, before it get's that far.
And then again, pigs might fly (police helicopter passes' overhead).


Saturday 19th September 2009

Accidentally shot a short video of a cat whilst trying to take it's picture,
which I may yet get a still from.

Tried one of my mother's vicious portable shredding tools on the turf over
the gravel at the back of the office drive, and the nasty thorny vines.
Chopped the vines, didn't do much to the grass except comb it, sliced
straight through the feather-light flowering weeds by the terracotta
bollards. I'll come back to that.

Chiselled dried paint splashes off the Yale locks on the front doors with a
small screwdriver, then used a mild paint stripper (Shiny Sinks) to get the
last few bits off. Cleaned that off, and noticed the locks looked
semi-polished. Finished them off with some Brasso.

Unfortunately, it now looks like the locks have been changed rather than
cleaned. Oops.


Sunday 20th September 2009

Intending just to pop into the office to do some filing and ergonomic
assessment (and DWP prep), ended-up taking a short walk up Monkton to catch
the light over Liden. Then on, hunting for the mantrap, which may well have
been removed in the interim, ending-up on Black Bridge.

Walked on a bit, along the cycleway, then ended up around Stanley Abbey Farm,
over three miles further on. This is partly because it is such a nice day.

Took lots of photos, the exercise will do me good, if not my low-quality
shoes. Also took a bottle of water. Felt a little peckish along the way, but
not a problem due to the abundance of blackberries.

There were what appeared to be some blueberry trees in places, too, but I
couldn't be sure they were, so I avoided those.

Back at the office, discovered many of the interesting shots under Black
Bridge, on the way back, too low-quality for flickr, due to the camerphone
resizing them automatically due to memory shortage.


Monday 21st September 2009

Continuing the SEC application at the Job Centre, and applied for a Crisis
Loan. Denied. Appealed.

Then off to the CAB to ask them to throw their weight into my appeal against
JSA fine. They say the Job Centre thinks it may be considering the JSA and
SEC claims together, ofwhich I have an appointment about anyway at the JC
tomorrow.

Returned to the office, whereupon the DWP called me about the Crisis Loan
appeal. Some questions, and discussion this time taking into account the JSA
situation, and they overturned the decision.

They'll call me back, and then I can go down the JC, collect a Giro[cheque],
and stop off at Tescos for food &c on the way back.


Reformatted the main transfer stick to FAT16, then tested extracting parts
from an 8Mb ZIPfile on the RPC - no slowdown with. This will save me
so much time & expense.

I was just considering applying for Part Time work; now I won't have to, and
I'll (probably) be able to get to Business Link &c. PT Work is still an
option for the future, of course.

While waiting for the call back, did some quick filing. Discovered a
previously-unread page in a letter from the HMRC, describing a CF10 form,
"self-employed people with small earnings", from which a Certificate of Small
Earnings Exception, usually for a specific period, can be obtained. This
means I may not have to pay NI contributions when I'm not in profit.

However, since it also states that this does not cover refunds, I may be
better served in the meantime just deferring the next payment for a month:
The DWP's debt may not be paid quickly enough to satisfy everybody, and the
HMRC is last in line, after regular rental-type bills. The HMRC have a self
employment helpline; 0845 915 4655. This is helpful.


Just back from the Job Centre, loan in the bag @ ~�100, repayment at 8%/Wk,
when funds available to do so.

Downloaded some data at the library (WDP Contact (found!), flickr, HMRC
form), using a USB stick for the first time, and filtering on the RPC.
Brought some food, and back to the office.


Tuesday 22nd September 2009

Fixed the Select [left] mouse button, with a small rectangle of cardboard
wedged inside the case, just under the PCB carrying the relevant microswitch:
No more dropped drags from now on(?).

Playing around with some raster editing applications, trying to find an
MsPaint-equiv area mover, found that !Variations has a traditional editing
window afterall, and a warp function.

Surprise quiet time to fumble around with my funding chase, and filing bits.


Saturday 26th September 2009

Rewrote from scratch, at home, a logic simulator/emulator(?). [A modeller.]

Incorporated a propagation delay from the start, using separate input and
output state arrays from the start. A useful side-effect of this is that only
a single-pass recalculation was necessary.

Why do I need a propagation delay?

It's essential to model different speeds of logic, in order to see if a
design using them will work or not. It's no use designing a sexy new solution
only to find it would work if the circuitry were all the same speed,
but not otherwise.

Then I turned it into a slightly more abstract version, with lots of
error-checking. The error-checking routine was so large it had to have it's
own error-checking routine, which I thought was pretty neat until I
discovered errors in it.

I had to introduce fake errors on three different levels, and then check
which level errors were being reported on to get around that one, and I'm
still not sure I've caught them all.

The first run has in-depth error-checking enabled, and it will catch and
display a full list of any errors in the component specification and the
command script. If any errors are detected, the program stop's there.
Subsequent runs have error-checking disabled. This way any errors, which only
need to be checked for on one pass, do not slow down the speed, while being
exceptionally comprehensive at the same time.

Errors the model produces within it's circuit are not useful to be trapped,
because there would be no point simulating a piece of logic if it didn't
possibly produce errors and odd behaviour: That is not an error of the
program, and the point of modelling is to check & change the model, not the
modelling program: These "model errors" should be visible.

It would be nice if the modelling program caught and fixed those too, but
that would be a bit much to hope for, because the modeller is supposed to be
"unaware" of and independent of the model, insofaras possible.

Automatic error-checking of the behaviour/performance of the model itself is
a luxury, but if implemented, it would have to be as a separate, additional,
layer. It would also probably consist of a set of tools under user control,
because one model's feedback loop or logic contradiction is another's clock
or flipflop.

This model also differ's from the previous attempt in that it primarily
follows a command script, rather than first trying to build one from a
graphical interface. There is the possibility of a graphical model output,
but the script will remain the primary feature.

Currently, the only output is a straight dump of the network variables. (More
useful than it sounds.) Next, to port the pulse display from the previous
graphics-centric application.

I've yet to add long-temporal components, such as timing monostables,
specifiable-frequency astables, and predefined (or real-time for that matter)
input sequences.

Ideally, it should eventually be fast enough (doubtless by compiling the code
almong other techniques) to be able to vary the input sequence and model
design, then be able to view the resultant [time-limited] output sequence in
one view, without waiting as it scrolls past.

Real-time output can still be useful for simulated-user applications though,
so I'll leave that mode[-of-operation]-option in.


Monday 28th September 2009

Now this is interesting: Running late and rather disorganised for my Business
Link meeting early this morning, the person I am due to meet with rings me to
tell me she is running late too, and has to reschedule the meeting... I was
waiting till 0900 to call my contact for much the same reason. In the
meantime I was "cramming" and beginning to realise it might all be rather
futile this close to time.

Fortunately, I am organised enough to tell her that I am not organised enough
[for the meeting].

This at least releases time for me to get the bank details for the DWP, whom
I should have checked with last week, but then they phone me and
apologise for not calling last week... They think they've made a mistake, are
my details the same as last time... they'll check again and ring back.

This releases time for me to make an earlier booking with Link Transport,
whom I am pretty certain will not mysteriously do it for me.


Re-ran the random sequence analyser on the RPC: Sixty times faster than the
A3020. Four seconds to check a list of a million numbers, verses four minutes
at home.


Now the loan is in the bag, I can upload these blog entries... And also
because they've said I don't have to pay them back until they start repaying
me - not that there's any other way to do it.
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